He wouldn’t let me ride him in travel form.
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I awake from a drunken hangover to discover I married a Man’ari. One quick thunderstorm at “Divorce Cliff” and I was free.
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On our honeymoon he took me to Divorce cliff and tried thunder storming me which was silly considering I could just fly back 
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Subjugate demon didn’t work so I banished her and ran off before she could chase after me.
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the summoning was out of control after infecting the house with spiders was time for the Divorce
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One of my family heirlooms, claimed when they arrived to Azeroth, turned out to originally belong to hers.
Awkwardness didn’t even begin to cover that one.
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for spiritual reasons, the couple did not match… so she took me as the priest for a blood ritual with him as the sacrifice out of spite.
then the divorce concluded.
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He was hot at first, then I realized he was an old god. Seriously, what parents name their son “Yogsothet”? N’zoth and C’thun, that’s who!
The tentacles were pretty fun though.
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She kind of insisted I stay in shadow form in bed but watching her LF runes sizzle like bacon was unnerving enough but then she’d start yelling “Purify me! Purify me!” Aaaand… I might have “inadvertently” cast Silence instead. The inside of the front door now has a large hoof print dent in it. /sigh
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Your looks are amazing, but your halitosis can wake the dead. Sorry dear. You gotta go.
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She offered to make me nachos but elected not to tell me that they were fel infused until I ate one. I’m pretty sure I died for a moment. Chaos nachos indeed. The nachos didn’t deserve this and neither did I.
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My elementals and his pets didn’t get along.
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His spirit wolfs found out I was actually a bunch of cats inside a trench coat.
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I’m allergic to cats.
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She’s allergic to cats.
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They might be allergic to cats.
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He found out he was married my succubus…
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I think it’s time we started seeing other edgelords…
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He tried to get his voodoo on in the bedroom…
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Pretty Rabbit lady say me smell of poop and not like poopshack I made 
Pretty Rabbit lady so mean 
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