You divorce the player above you (Part 2)

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Horrible Humie lady kill my doggie and wear poor doggie on her head, MONSTER!!!

/cry

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Turned out it wasn’t a marriage but more like an adoption as he spent all his time out in the yard playing with anything that vaguely looked like a doggie. I finally called the dog pound and now he is very happy and I don’t have to hide my winter clothes anymore. /sigh

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I took her for a holiday to Northrend, she constantly complained about the cold and being chased by Vrykul which is the best part of Northrend :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

She never went out with me ever again :frowning:

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Took my cheetos, I took her fritos, took my fritos, I took her doritos, took my doritos, I took her cheetos. We realized the loop and had no choice.

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She couldn’t share her cheetos.

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His obsession with Crazy Frog music drove us apart…

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Kept threatening to kill me and raise me as a ghoul so that we could be together forever. Or something. She wouldn’t elaborate and only gave me a devilish grin. This arrangement was questionable at best.

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His pets wouldn’t stay off the bed. It’s not big enough for the turtle, and I have arachnophobia! Although, the leopard was cuddly…

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She accused me of trying to have my pets sleep in our bed. Snowy had his own perch and Kurama had his own spot in the house.

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The fire totem was really the last straw. Now don’t misunderstand, I love me some burninatin’, but does it have to go on the bed?!?

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He called himself a Child of Fire.

But when he stripped down on our wedding night, let’s just say it must have been VERY cold.

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So much patchouli…

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I asked them who the best troll they know is and they said “killmehorde” instead of meeeee :sob::sob:

(If you played on Darrowmere long enough you know who I mean sorry if you haven’t lol!)

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Dating profile said, Animal in bed. I didn’t know they meant literally. After a bunch of stitches and a trip to the local zoo. I’m now flying single again.

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Oh I know who that is and always got a kick out of the people that would take their bait.

Skip me.

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She was a kleptomaniac.

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Refused to take his helmet off in bed.

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Exceptionally based warrior.

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The oil leaks I could live with but when he started building a “personal assistant” robot I knew it was time to go.

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She kept trying to tame me as one of her pets.

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