He kept using his death grip to touch me innapropriatly.
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I mustâve had one too many drinks that night. I thought she was alive.
In my defense, she looked well preserved.
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Ate my leftovers. I had a lot of PizzaÂź in my FridgeÂź {ÂȘ} Couldnât have that, so I dumplinged him.
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She dared to try to copy the original faction exclusive club.
Our relationship just wasnât the same after Exorcism was removed from the game.
Mute kept asking if I knew exorcism but I was a Legion baby.
Kept eating the sausage links while the pigs were still living. I found that very disturbing on the whole, so took an early leave.
She kept bubble hearthing every time i tried to get intimate
I actually have no idea what happened. Necrosis was my dream girl come true honestly. ![:heart_eyes:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/heart_eyes.png?v=6" ":heart_eyes:")
I think Sylvanas is to blame again. Just cuz shes bitter because she cant have a human like she wanted. I think Sylvanas is just bitter her boy toy Nathanos canât get up, thus doesnât want any of her own people to have a bit of happiness. But noooooooo she has to go burn a whole tree just to prove a pointâŠ
/goes on a hour rant about how Slyvanas has messed things up more than just personal relationships and Horde and Alliance destroying schemes.
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Wouldnât stop talking about my aunt Sylvanas in a negative tone. I mean, sure, sometimes sheâs a bit eccentric, but hey. What leader isnât?
I kept talking about Sylvanas, she accused me of getting to know her only for her âaunt Sylvanasâ - Just because I wanted to get Nathanos out of the way, it doesnât mean anything!
He kept casting control undead on me. Iâm a strong independent women, i need no man controlling me.
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strong is right. when i told her we were out of moisturizer, she broke the vanity. my grandma gave me that vanity.
She kept using bubble as protection in the bedroom. It made things awkward
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Wouldnât stop Feral Shredding the furniture. That wasnât cheap. Refined jewelry doesnât grow on trees, ya know.
Just kept yelling about my pet shedding everywhere. My pet is a lizard, it doesnât shed! I think she was cheating on me with a Druid.
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Did I not mention a while back that I had lost track on who I was married to? My ring finger has like 400 different style tan marks. And letâs be honest: you wanted to sleep in different rooms. Said your companions kept getting lonely.
She kept complaining about all of her marriages but it wasnât her ring finger she was showing me. /sigh
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Lies about our divorce. Kept trying to get into RP and other stuff and would just keep being told âzug zugâ and such. The communication was hard, despite the vanilla way she wanted the relations. Then lying about what we had and why we broke up now makes the second divorce a happy occurrence.
I honestly have no idea If we are divorced or not. Some say an open marriage, others say we were never married at all. We both have had so many relationships over the yearsâŠbut I can honestly say that she is the best.
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