You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

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1869

The hair flipping. Everywhere, for any reason, hair flipping. Every 15 bloody seconds!

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1870

She preferred her pets over my feral forms.

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1871

I couldn’t tame this beast

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1872

Our divorce wasn’t final. We bought a new F - 150 and drove to the Grand Canyon.

1873

She ran off with some ford when i always thought she was a Chevy girl. Gonna miss that panda booty

1874

He’d get up in the middle of the night in cat form and just run around the house like crazy. Also insisted on a litter box. But then he’d get mad at ME when I’d chew on something in Ghost Wolf form!

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1875

He wasn’t potty trained and kept peeing on the carpet.

1876

Kept calling herself the better tank. Then I drank her under the table.

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1879

Kept trying to drink me under the table.
VIKINGS RULE!

1880

Ah my type of lady ,yet she wouldn’t drink with only me,I’m sad now.Looks like I’m going to be loner for the rest of my life.

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1881

Too pessimistic. Had to save my sanity.

1882

Would not go to RP Goldshire with me.

1883

Sheena was a woman!! Stupid funky cold medina

1884

She thought she was a baby potato and when we went to the store she’d grab each potato and yell “MOM?”. She ended up RP’ing with some formerly Irish Forsaken. It didn’t end well. /sigh

1885

Her goggles and my goggles kept smashing into each other when we tried to kiss. I just couldn’t keep doing that.

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1886

When she told me to go harder…i accidentally hip checked her out of the room, through a wall, and into the front yard. From then…i just couldn’t look without laughing. It wasn’t good for our relationship.

1887

Couldn’t lay off the steroids long enough to get intimate. I said “Honor” he heard “Harder”

1888

Doesn’t like the harder stuff…and well being Kinky it is a problem with the relationship intimacy.

1889

He took his name with double grave seriousness and his idea of kinky was me smiting him with penance and telling him what a bad human male paladin he’d been. I might have buffed a spell or two as he ran out screaming he’d felt the light. Still waiting to see where he wants his armor shipped. /sigh

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1890

Oh my god I laughed so hard.
I actually cried a bit.

She stole my kill.

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