Sorry love, it would never have worked between us.
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Iām not sure when, why, or how our relationship happened. But I do know it got ugly really fast.
Kept trying to speak native Alliance to me. Couldnāt figure out half of what he was saying.
Turns out I was the guy she was telling others not to worry about.
Would have worked out better if he wasnāt such a peaceful person. Mild aggression is okay, just donāt go overboard. Either direction.
Iām keeping the cats.
Got really mad when my Thunder Lizard ate her cats.
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Too many mixed signals. Iād come home and sheād say
āCome get the voodoo.ā So I think, āGreat, getting some tonight.ā
Then when Iād reach for her, sheād snap.
āStay away from the Voodoo!ā
She just led me on and went cold one time too many. A guy has needs.
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I donāt understand it, he gets so grumpy when I call him āSugarā. /sigh
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It was enivitable that we would end up back together. After paying my penence for leaving her in the homeless shelter, and a plea for her to return. She decided to take a leap of faith, and give us another try.
Everything was rapture until Tanāji moved next door with her husband.
I thought she was blind to what I was doing. I tried to distract her with the tricks of the trade. But before I could vanish, she mind controlled and smited me, then proceeded to fade from my life.
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I will never learn with this one.
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I had to try out some tentacles, Izzabelle going on and on about them, but Phylok just wouldnāt keep his pets off the furniture!
Tentacles or not, it had to end!
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He was very distracted about tentacles, pets and furniture so the honeymoon was a disappointment, a real dearth night. /sigh
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When she said she was going to service, I thought she meant something else. Turned out to be a sermon on why I should make myself a better Horde. I repent enough on the battlefield, why must I in the bedroom?
She is always complaining about the blood in the carpet and all over my armor. I tought Blood elvs likedā¦ blood.
He was always blaming his mood on it being that time of the battle. Yeah, right. Left him a case of armor polish and soap and said he could call me if he figured out how they work. /sigh
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Tried to convert me from my free balling waysā¦
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I found out Edjar was anti gunā¦I cant have that when i am a hunter
Just because I canāt use a gun doesnāt mean I am anti-gun. Just never wanted to see your gunā¦
Two Words: Bone-Crusher. Especially in travel form.