Always nice reading the april fools patches. Some of these got me laughing.
Really? You have a source yes?
This would be funny if the game didn’t suck.
ok devs, devs okay, ok devs, pitter patter then
Even as a joke… this hurts…
I guess we are enough of a joke lol
These are more hype than the actual 9.1 patch.

I wonder how long it took them to come up with this april fools joke, is this the main reason Chains of domination is being delayed till august?
9.1 is supposed to be on the PTR in about two weeks. We will see it before August.
So you want a person that is a community manager and not a dev to fix the game?
I have to admit in some ways I like the idea because his jokes are actually better options then what the devs are or have been giving us.
Hey Ion make Kaivax a dev , your team could use the the help .

Warlock
- After years of feedback on this, at last, Warlocks can pet their felhunter and tell him he’s the goodest boi. 13/10.
…but actually, please D:
And they need a bloody raise! Always look forward the April Fools day posts
Are there no April Fool’s website additions? Only silly patch notes this year?

- Combining Cobra Shot with the Spitting Cobra and Killer Cobra talents now motivates you to re-open a controversial karate dojo in the San Fernando Valley.
- Born to Be Wild now makes you fire all of your guns at once and explode into space.
Ok, I actually laughed out loud at these two.
5-10 players? really? does blizz think that 10 people in the alliance will be difficult?

Haaaaaaaaa!
Yeah, we’re never getting them. Ever.
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I see you.
These used to be super funny and enjoyable. It literally created a playable race and expansion due to the popularity of it. In my own opinion these have fallen flat. I’d personally love to see the time taken for developing new micro holidays funneled into the April fools patch.

Thunder Clap no longer requires the Warrior to be dummy thicc.
But do our cheeks still clap tho?
NGL, A Fungus sounds like a good time lmao.

New Micro-Holidays

Beach Vacation to Die For: Spring Break in the Shadowlands
This one almost got a spit take from me drinking my morning coffee lol.
Really missed an opportunity for a convoke change to drop only full moons now to feel more meaningful to select Night Fae for Druids lol.

New Raid: The Winter Queen’s Gambit
This sounds like a good idea, actually.