World of Warcraft Patch 9.0.5.0.5

Ah yes my warrior no longer needs to have a massive behind to Thunder Clap, this is an excellent change thank you.

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I love when Blizz pokes fun at how terrible the gearing system currently is, then actively doubles down on the current system.

Maybe whoever writes the April 1st patch notes should be invited to the actual dev meetings.

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Someone gets paid for this.

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You really gonna be cruel enough to tease a romanceable Ve’nari?

This is how it’s gonna be, eh?

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Dear gods, so many of these are great and had me wheezing! Love the fake notes. :black_heart:

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I came here to see the mage changes… feels like a normal patch to me lol…

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This seems to violate ROHS and the requirements for APFC in both the US and EU. Gotta keep our Shamans lead free and power factor correct!

I just want it to play this when cast:

From 9.0.5.0.5.1:

  • Frothing Berserker had to be put down, it was actually rabies
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lol - you one post wonder.

Had a fun time reading these. Thanks for keeping the tradition.

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I miss when barrage actually DID pull enemies from other instances. Or at least other rooms.

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Sad part this would be better then what we currently have

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Cherish this, guys, because it’s the most fun we’re gonna have on WoW for the next 3-4 months…

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I love how self aware these all are :sweat_smile: :+1:

Shave and a hair cut…two bits.

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:beers: Get these guys a f*ckin’ Puppers!

pls don’t ban me!

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I’m here for the new raid and dungeon!

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Yay!!!

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This is hilarious, time well spent :slight_smile:

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My Warlock has had Vile Taint since vanilla. :wink:

He’s already so jelly of me. “Speaker of the Horde…”

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And that’s exactly why this “jokes” in poor taste.

Imagine abandoning professions and then joking about adding a new one.

Yuck.

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Ehh the DH ones feel like are a miss this year. But I chuckled at the A Fungus dungeon.

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