Why are there still no ducks in wow? Duck mega thread. 🦆

I like ducks BLIZZARD I WANT UNDEAD DUCKS both as a replacment for my ghoul and a battle pet.

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undead ducks? you are a mad man!

I wont stop with ducks I will continue tell every bird is under my control I AM THE LICH BIRD KING MWAHAHAHAHHAHA

coming soon in 9.0

Yikes, bad pun circle jerk.

i didn’t understand your post, can you reword that?

Ducks are really just old gods and that’s why we haven’t seen them

except old gods can’t fly!

In their house at ny’alotha, dead the ducks await dreaming. Kulaq w’ajj, hwa-ksh brraglac

Ak’agthshi ma uhnish, ag’THYZAK agthu!

How can I spread the word of ducks better?

I say it’s a conspiracy by geese to maintain their monopoly. Tricksy geese…

Every little death helps. Go forth serevets of rot, howlers of dark, spread our message. We will come for you when it is time.

videos work best. Also puns if used sparingly can help.
remember, the word of ducks is quack.

Would summoning a void lord help?

yes yes! show no mercy! give no pause to your attack! let hatred and rage guide your blows!
Ilith qi’uothk shn’ma yeh’glu Shath’Yar! H’IWN IILTH!

rolls around on the floor

Cant speak, mouth was replaced by tentacles and eyeballs

flails arms about in praise of the old gods

but no, void lord is step 11. after the initation of the Great Lich Duck king.

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He has heard our whispers. They darkened him forever.