Why are there still no ducks in wow? Duck mega thread. šŸ¦†

Release the ducks!

Thereā€™s a set of armor called Cormorant Armor, but not a single CORMORANT! I want cormorants! Preferably tamable for hunters because cormorants actually can be trained in real life.

ahem, sorry, those where the ducklingsā€¦ as i was sayingā€¦

RELEASE THE DUCKS!

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Ducks are evil creatures that swarm you like a plague. Stealing your food when you least expect it.

Come to University of Wollongong in Australia and see it for yourself. Keep those evil birds out of WoW.

yes, their chaotic thoughts will buy us time against the old ones. ducks will fly into pandas and claw chickens! The world will burn! hahahaha!

I mean, yes. but it could be a good thing!
:star::mage:

We need duck critters, duck companion pets, duck hunter pets, and duck mounts.

And of course, the mechanical versions of all of those to be crafted by engineers.

Make it happen Blizz! You caved to the bee crowd pretty quick, but the yearning for ducks has been going on for years and years and yet the only duck we get is a duck bobber.

#NoDucksNoSub

/moo :cow:

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Can we think of the geese too, please? I want Geese as well! Imagine the glorious mount a goose would make! Cobra chickens and ducks galore!

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geese? those jerks? ughā€¦ fine.

Cobra chickens might be rude but theyā€™re MIGHTY!

:duck: All hail, the DUCK! :duck:

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All of the Kulā€™Tiran ate them. Ducks are fatty and delicious.

Everyone would feed them bread and it would destroy the ecosystem.
Also, it would shift too much popularity to names that are derivative of a particular Nintendo title.

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I need a duck mount please! A fluffy one. ^.^

Duckhuntdog the Worgen?

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ducks in loreā€¦

ducktales

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Ducks went extinct on Azeroth a thousand years ago when Tortollans gave Murlocs a World quest to kill 10 ducksā€¦ and the Reward was a fish stick and 25 reputation. Hundreds of Murlocs did this world quest until there were no more ducks on Azeroth. So blame Tortollans for the extinction of ducks.

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WHY ARE THERE STILL NO DUCKS?

Because the friggen Pandarens keep eating them all :panda_face::panda_face:

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hmmm. ill stick to my theory of nathanos going on hunting sprees and killing them all.

Maybe it was Nathanos disguised as a Tortollan!

people think thereā€™s no mention of ducks in wow but then look at this: