Leper Gnomes for the Horde! Curse! Curse! Curse!
But then you would cease to exist!
Thats okay! I had an amazing run. (So many years!) I am really excited to go play a game where I can make meaningful crafts for my friends again.
I would totally roll with that!
Alliance next playable race
HIGH HARPIES!!! HARP’DOREI
I’d actually play that just for the hilarity of it.
I curse the alliance and horde to join forces.
What if I have zero alliance loyalty? My loyalty is to the Kaldorei, and when I’m on my horde toons, to the Mulgore Tauren. I guess the way it looks my opposing faction is the Forsaken in both cases…lol
So I curse them with a Lightforged undead Calia taking over as their leader.
I would curse the alliance to have FATTIESSSSSSS…oh wait too late …
10/10 would do again
I want to go again. I transfer the hordes cursed throne to the alliance. From now on YOUR leaders will go bat dookey Cookey and go on genocidal rampages. And the horde will get the moral high ground every time.
Buahahahaha!
I already cursed the Alliance with Human Male Paladins. As you well know, the results have been devastating.
So cruel…so cruel
All human male paladins wake up with unremovable magical chastity belts
In reality, we do to need to curse the alliance. They are the unfortunate home of the dreaded human male paladin. Have mercy on them.
I curse the horde to only being able to create blood elf characters. You were already halfway there, time to embrace the runway and manicured nails.
Oh no, it’s the thundering sound of!.. high heels?
LOL I thought that was more “Montezuma’s Revenge”
Precisely! It works perfectly!
The Horde is cursed enough as is. So is the Alliance.
I curse the Horde with more Devs that want to have self-insert Horde-lore characters. (Like they already have with Thrall & Nathanos)