Mine is I curse the horde’s new playable race to be feline based like the Tabaxi.
I’d curse you Alliance with more Horse mounts, but I think Blizz beat me to it.
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I curse the Horde with Nathanos as their next Warchief.
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I curse the alliance to become the beds in the goldshire inn on every RP server
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I thought curses were supposed to be bad. 
Why wouldn’t I want a race of grumpy cats?
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Rest in peace.
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I curse the alliance to never be able to type “high elf” again
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I curse everyone with Soulfire.
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The truth hurts.
Hey, masks are better for monks, and hoods are better for rogues. You also copied me, just saying.
Begins furiously typing Alliance needs Eldarin Elves thread
It will never end.
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How is that a curse?! I’d love that.
I curse the Alliance to never ever ever be able to mog ever again forever more. Ever.
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My curse upon the Alliance is my own utter FABULOUSNESS!
No matter how hard they try, and oh they do try, never EVER will those bland little creatures come even close to the absolute GLORY, to the sheer PANACHE of the one and ONLY…
Me.
Flips hair and, settling back into his fav comfy chair, well-adorned with finest lace doilies, delicately SNAPS a matching napkin onto his lap. He then prepares to enjoy, with his usual attention to manners and punctilio, an early afternoon tea.
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I curse the Horde to never have any Blood Elf lore development because they’re an Alliance race.
At leas Blizzard is already on the same page, tbh.
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I curse the Alliance to cry Horde Bias
I curse the Alliance to have their greatest heroes turned into traitors and cowards.
Can i adjust your curse so it’s an anime cat people race. I’d play it.
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To late Baine has already done that
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That’s why I’m cursing the Alliance with that, not the Horde. We’ve got plenty of it.
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I thought Baine was a hero of the alliance …YOu didn’t specify what side he had to betray