“May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife get big blue runners in her hose, may the bird of paradise fly up your nose”.
I think Anduin would be gone in that case. Maybe Genn would be the new king?
I curse the alliance with human potential.
I curse the horde to stumble over every tiny pebble, have their cape caught on every tiny branch, And forever to be stuck on a random fence post.
Right. I’d have to stoop down to your level, and I can’t be doing that.
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bang bang
I curse the Horde with more Blood Elves… 1/3+ of all Horde lvl 120s are already Blood Elves. It’ll only get worse now.
I curse the alliance with a dead raiding scene… oh wait…
I curse my own faction to abandon retail and go to classic.
They’ve already got spiked poop-shacks for houses. A curse would be redundant.
They are Horde. That is their crime. That is also their punishment.
I curse the alliance to never get high elves. Ever.
I curse the Horde with Human Potential.
Why it are always Blood Elves who curse that like. Is it a kind of schadenfreude?
I curse the Alliance to always step on the lego in the middle of the night barefoot.
Looks at hooves…
High elf.
Nope didn’t work.
Maybe try ‘playable high elf’.
For you it’ll be wedged right behind the hoof, where the flesh starts.
I’d curse the Alliance to have a Leader that becomes the main antagonist/pain in @$$ for an expansion or two.
(Bonus) One that totally confuses many of their followers and acts out of character.
I curse the Horde to get Void Goblins and Lightforged Tauren while Alliance gets Sethrak and Vulpera in 8.3.5.