A hand extended from the rubble brushing aside the rocks and beams, slowly a battered figure emerged from the ruins.
"Oi, priest! What happened? Where am I?" the figure asked.
"You…sir…are in what is left of an inn." a worn out looking priest replied, though honestly being undead they all looked worn out to the figure.
"Any idea what happened to it, a dragon attack, or was it those Alliance heathens?"
"I believe you and your…guild…yes, I think that names applies, though mob would be more accurate. It has been said that there was a party and it escalated. Yes, escalated I think that is the word that was used." he replied with a sort of stuck up attitude that you only get from being a walking corpse.
The figure grunted, "Party, yeah that was it, someone got a couple of barrels of something questionable and we decided to experiment. Got anything for a headache?"
"No sir, but might I suggest that you rouse your companions, there is a call to arms and your services are required, slight though they may be.
“Right then, lets get to it then’” the figure muttered as he pulled forth a battered name tag that read “Dreadneck”, “Well at least that seems to be in order.”
“UP AND AND AT 'EM YOU LAZY BUGGERS! WE AIN’T GOT ALL DAY!” the answering silence grew as heavy as a rich goblin. “Right then, lets try…”
"WE DIE…!"
“SO YOU DON’T HAVE TOO!” came the resounding response from multiple sources.
With that, Dreadneck started wandering among the ruins looking for his friends, companions, and some of that goblin ale…
UNDER ORIGINAL MANAGEMENT
Grunts is soon to make a return to Warcraft on the Grobbulus server starting on 8/26!
Our focus will be on rp, world pvp, dungeon runs, questing, and otherwise enjoying a return to days of yore. If you are looking to get your purples, the only ones that we offer will be the ones that you get when your body hits the floor. This will be a laid back approach to the game this time, as we have all had time to pursue other things and see what is out there. For those that are looking to hang out and slap some alliance in the head, weapons optional, then come join us and raise your voice with ours…
GRUNTS! WE DIE, SO YOU DON’T HAVE TOO!
My wife and I started Grunts originally on The Venture Co when it first launched, we had a great time for a long time before life happened. We look forward to seeing old faces and meeting new ones, all are welcome to join us in our quest to make new memories and friends.
Look for Dreadneck Tauren Warrior, or Wyldbill Troll Priestess