Twinks ruin leveling. SERIOUSLY

I mentioned this story once before but I actually met someone in real life who was a huge advocate of twinking and used to say the exact same thing. He used to hang out at a local gaming shop that unfortunately isn’t around anymore in our city. At the time, he had to be in his late 20s or early 30s. He only ever seemed to play games against kids.

I remember vividly one day, he was at a table playing some miniatures game with 4 other kids who were 12-13 years old. I saw one of them motion as if he were going to, I guess, attack him or something and the guy stood up halfway, cocked his fist by his belt and said “do it and see what happens.” The kid had a sad look on his face and sat down. The kids (afraid to do anything) beat each other’s armies to almost nothing. He then picked each kid off one by one. After he won, he stood up, threw his hands way up in the air and said “lol I am the friggin MASTER at this game!” Another time, I saw him in the back where they had a Wii. He played Guitar Hero on easy mode. I heard a little kid say “wow dude, you rock” and he said “lol I know, I’m pretty good at this.”

I found out he twinked when some of the guys were talking about wow PVP and he chimed in with something like “I do a lot of pvp on my twink”. They turned, looked at him and stared at him silently for like 5 seconds then turned away and resumed their conversation.

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