I thought I would take a look at several Ogre-related toys in the game. Unfortunately, a few of these aren’t easily unobtainable, having been tied to the WoW card game. I’ll start with those first:
Both of these come from the WoW card game and act as an illusion for a red skinned Ogre, the first one having one head and the other having two-heads. I assume it uses the older Ogre model as opposed to the WoD Ogre models.
Sitting around for a rare spawn to appear? Want to have some fun, get something tasty, and have something others can join in? Then the Ogre Piñata is for you!
Give it several good smacks, and you’ll be in candy heaven as you get to munch on some delicious pink gumballs! (Please don’t actually eat the gumball, as you will likely be in for a rough time on the can).
Fun for all ages and for all occasions! (Note, please don’t attempt to beat up actual Ogres for candy. They’re much sweeter than candy would ever be, and you really don’t want to consume their innards. It doesn’t taste like candy at all. Trust me on this one. Please be kind to the Ogres.)
As I mentioned, these aren’t really obtainable in the game any more (Wowhead comments say the piñata is occasionally on the black market auction house. Not sure if true) unless you happen to come across some unused codes from the card game…which I imagine would be harder to find as time goes on.
As far as I know, those are the only unobtainable Ogre toys in the game, so let’s see what is available:
This Ogre illusion has been shown off a few times and mentioned in this megathread. It drops off this guy:
However, something to note as mentioned before is that the drop rate for this item seems to have been significantly lowered. Originally, it was a high chance, and now it seems like you’d have a better chance of finding a cat willing to take a bath now. It’s unclear if it is a bug or what, but keep that in mind if you attempt to get this toy.
This neat toy will summon a seesaw to your location. Most of the time, it’s just a regular seesaw, but in areas where flight is enabled, sometimes Lunk, that Ogre you quest with in a couple areas in Cataclysm, will appear on one end.
When that happens, you can attempt to jump on the other side of the seesaw to see if you can move him upwards. Note that such a feat can’t happen, and you will fly through the air as Lunk laughs with you at your silly attempts. I mean, really, moving an Ogre? Ridiculous!
Warning: Attempting to move Lunk may result in injury, humiliation, loss of self esteem, potential amnesia, involuntary exploration of outer space, or potential death. Please be sure to wear a helmet and parachute and also notify next of kin before attempting. Darkmoon Faire and its related businesses are not responsible for damages as a result of somehow making Lunk angry. Please be nice to Lunk. He is a treasure and deserves to be treated with respect.
Accomplished a big task in-game and need to throw a party to celebrate? Want to become the most popular member of your guild? Well, you’re in luck with this brewing kit toy!
Just insert the following material, and you’ll be partying as hard as an Ogre would:
-Gorgrond Mineral Water
-Mild Spices
-Barley
-Highmaul Hops
Note: Please drink responsibly and be of the legal Azerothian age to drink. Over consumption may result in prancing around Orgrimmar in a chicken suit singing songs about Merlin the happy pig. If injury or death occurs, please consult your local friendly Holy Priest for assistance. Bagzak_Inc is not responsible for major hangovers, bad investments, unwanted marriage proposals, and any other forms of embarrassment.
So far, that is all the Ogre-related toys I can find. If I missed any, please share and I’ll be sure to add them!
Dream big, Ogre fans!