Your parses are grey.
Lol, you’re who he was talking about? Hell, I wish I lived with mom…
Yea I was messing with him last night and he’s not all there lol
That’s why he doesn’t like parsing. Lol. Makes perfect sense, a 
with grey parses.
They aren’t bro you can’t find them. 
You admitted to living with mommy. And now you are big mad I noticed.
You live with your mom ROFL. 
When you log on in game I’m gonna whisper all your guild and tell them you live with mommy.
I have not once admitted to living with my mom.
You’re just saying it because you think somehow that’s gonna trigger me.
We raid Tues at 8pm eastern feel free.
You’re a grey parser, you average a 20.
I’m whispering your guild now.
Good.
It’s a little late tho, best to do it on prime time.
Oh yeah no prob I will.
Also don’t forget with the low parse, most woman would throw a drink in his face if he showed them.
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Tuesday at 8pm.
Naxx will be dead by 9:10 pm.
I know that seems fast when you’re doing your 5 hour Naxx clear.
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I’m whispering them now. They didn’t know you never touched a woman.
Yes they made a movie about me actually.
Fatality!
Yea no woman is gonna accept a man that parses in the grey!
Yeah the loser parser no life virgin. I saw that movie.
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Yea it released the same time as your biography, I peeked in the theater was empty tho…I guess no one wanted to see “The life of a grey parser”.
My movie was packed tho!
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They told me you are from the south. They told me the state too…
I’m from Allentown,PA,.18102.
Pull up.
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Nah they told me another state The priest said he’d pray for you.
OOOOOOOOOOOH nice, local to me. Philly Philly.
You think I googled a city the state and the area code that fast?
I got nothing to hide bro, that’s where I live.
Sure it is…