The Scarlet Crusader's Almanac

  • MotHG (Musings of the High General)
  • NFtN (News From the North)
  • TtOC (Turning the Other Cheek)
  • PPBLYB (Priestly Preening: Be Like Your Betters)
  • Give to the Church and the Light Will Provide
  • The Path of Redemption (Abbebdite/Abbendis/Onslaught teachings)
  1. Resistance to the ways of the Light is a sign of impurity, and should be excised from the flesh of the community. (MotHG)

  2. To prove your worth as a Crusader you ought to do routine purging of the heathens in the Scourge infested lands. (News From the North)

  3. Purify the body with labor. (MotHG)

  4. Purify the soul with prayer. (MotHG)

  5. Purify your enemies with fire. (MotHG)

  6. Pain is not an enemy, but an ally to be embraced, held close, and delivered to unbeliever and believer alike. (MotHG)

  7. The topic of indulgences is a difficult one, but at times in our lives, it becomes a necessary evil. A lapse of judgment, a harsh word too quickly spoken, a punch of kick thrown in anger - all these things are failings of mortal men, and the [Scarlet] Church must acknowledge that. However, such acknowledgment does not come without a price. (TtOC)

  8. For sins of harsh words, a mere handful of silver will cleanse the soul. For sins of physical force, a handful of gold will expurgate the failings of mortal flesh. For those other sins, a full confession and a more generous contribution will be necessary. (TtOC)

  9. We of the Scarlet Crusade have sworn to fight the Scourge with body and soul. We are at war with the Scourge. It is an evil that corrupts our people and infects our land. - Brother Anton (quest:Down the Scarlet Path)

  10. When you give praise or end a prayer, say, “may it be”. (NFtN)

  11. Do not be so disillusioned by the sinful world that you do not recognize when a true miracle of the Holy Light happens before your eyes.

  12. A Crusader’s true goal is to rid Azeroth of the undead. (quest:In the Name of the Light)]

  13. While true disciples of the Light never revel in the loss of life, we must accept that on occasion, such sacrifices must happen for the greater good of the Kingdom and the planet. - Raleigh the Devout (quest:In the Name of the Light)

  14. “Can you not see it, brothers and sisters? There is but one way to wipe the Scourge from the face of Azeroth. The Scarlet Crusade offers you the protection that you so desperately desire, and if you will pledge yourself to us, surely we will reach our ultimate goal. Defy us, and you will be dispatched in a blaze of golden light unlike any you have ever witnessed.” - Renault Mograine

  15. Keep your [Scarlet Armband] fresh and clean. (https://www.wowhead.com/classic/item=3266/scarlet-armband)

  16. At our finest, we have always been the salt of the earth, rising up to take back our homes from the filth of the Scourge corruption, to return our Lordaeron to its former glory. To a time before the Scourge, before Arthas and regicide… before the Lich King. (The Path of Redemption)

  17. Cultivate a fulsome beard, for it conceals the imperfections of the face from the Light.
    (Priestly Preening: Be Like Your Betters)

  18. Purify your hands in the milk of the mare, that they be soft and supple when handling the offertory. (Priestly Preening: Be Like Your Betters)

  19. Bathe in the rivers, allowing the glorious natural gifts of the Light to cleanse your skin. (Priestly Preening: Be Like Your Betters)

  20. Replace regularly your holy raiment, that your appearance and odours not offend the servants of the Light. (Priestly Preening: Be Like Your Betters)

  21. Maintain at all times an upright posture - let not fatigue nor sloth curl the spine. (Priestly Preening: Be Like Your Betters)

  22. It may seem that in dark times of strife and turmoil that one must turn inward, protecting family and loved ones to the exclusion of all else. But these feelings are false - without the beacon of hope that is the Church, despair will quickly inundate the very pores of your family’s soul. All the full stomachs, warm toes, and happy smiles that worldly goods may purchase will not save your family from the creeping inner emptiness that shirking your fiduciary responsibilities to the Light will induce.

Punching:

  • Punch to the Face : 2 gold*
  • Punch to the Groin: 3 gold*
    Punch in the Chest: 1 gold 45 silver

A detailed list of prices and sins continues for pages…
(Turning the Other Cheek)

HOW TO KILL UNDEAD

  1. The quickest and surest way to detect the undead is by the scent of rot they carry, and even the most veteran soldier cannot match the olfactory sense of a hound.
    (Huntsmaster Braun Adventure Guide text)
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You forgot one:

Kill anyone you don’t like or disagrees with you.

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You are weeeeeaaak, Kormed…

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Good to see you’re still alive Valindian. =) <3

Looks at book
Reactively throws book into hearth fire.

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Wonderful read! Would recommend.

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I definitely appreciate you throwing this together! While I may not play a character that’s actively Scarlet anymore, it’s good to have a full listing of their canon beliefs all centralized somewhere so I can see what she still holds dear.

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well idk if your interested but i have a guild called the scarlet onslaught with 200 mems all humans let me know if your down to join us.

Silence ghost head Valindian.

You are not friend. >:(

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At least you tried. A for effort.

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Bump for a helpful Scarlet post.