I shall not tolerate this insolence. What book did you check out? Return it henceforth.
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The Worgen ignores the Gnome and resumes staring blankly at ‘Grooming Habits of the Redridge Murloc’. He seems to be on page 113.
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(Lady Cyndi Lou give you a scratch behind the ear, and peeks over your shoulder at the book…)
“Very interesting.”
/smile
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Your quotation marks shall not save you the library closes in five minutes. Please escort thyself from the premises or I shall have others do it for you. And put away that book about gardening. It’s mine and I want to read it.
guards
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“I will leave when I am good and ready. People here need my help, and I plan on staying until they all have what they need.”
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Gets locked up in the library when it closes and spends the night in the history section
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snap snap
Wild, Moob? Please escort this individual from the library. We keep a tight ship around here.
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I love smell of a book bbq in the morning.
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“I will leave when my work is done. You have no maps, and people can’t find the sections they are seeking. You are not a very good Librarian, and I am trying to help you. After you go, I will put all the books away, and turn off the lights. I will NOT leave until my work is done.”
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I swap fiction and non-fiction books with the wrong decimals on purpose.
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Alright, no trouble makers here, I am missing my lower jaw so if you get drooled on I apologize.
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I will allow this on one condition. Never say mashed potatoes ever again in your life, otherwise you shall be banned from the library for all time.
/vanish
/sap
/giggle
Okay, also I forgot the word “zebra”…
/spectral sight
/spots
/hugs
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SHE’S ROGUE do your thing gentlemen.
You know what? Buff DH.
I said it.
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I’m having a sap nap over here boss.
Yeah… let me get a steak quesadilla… two nacho Doritos tacos supreme, light lettuce… and a Baja Blast, please.
Oh! and one order of cinnamon twists, thanks.
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I’ve come up with a new game, it’s called, “How many times can you hit the gnome with a thrown book?”
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