The Library

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With a modelo dark beer.

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“I was having FUN in this thread, until you started picking on me. Fine, I’ll LEAVE!!!”
(Lady Cyndi Lou fire bombs the Library on the way out.)
/cries
/vanish

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64

Aww don’t cry.

You’ll make me laugh.

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is still in the library and runs out on fire before realizing
 I’m always on fire


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hey yo she didn’t torch my quesadilla did she?

Hello?

Hello?

I don’t think this thing’s on.

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Madame this is a library, not taco bell. The food books are on aisle three but this library is closing in 5 minutes so I suggest you escort your cute little butt out the door so we can close up here THANK YOU.

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/burps

Sorry, that was yours?

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The Worgen glances at the spreading fire and closes his book. He approaches the Librarian, balances the book carefully on her head, and exits the Library without saying a word.

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No, I said STEAK quesadilla, please.

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Nuuuuuuuuu come back. The library is closing but the party is just beginning. Let’s grab a beer afterwards. Don’t tell GD I said that.

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I help. Yes.

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sigh

The service at this place it just terrible. That’s it, I’m one starring it on yelp.

whips out phone

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attention all

The library is closing in approximately five minutes. Please return thy books to the front desk, and do not touch the card catalogue. Thank you very much.

PS: If you stick around you shall be rapped upon the knuckles with my ruler. Thank you for your understanding.

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Is it a metal ruler or a wooden one?

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You’re about to find out. 3 minutes please. Return your books, thank you in advance.

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Oh gosh. The teacher voice :disappointed_relieved:

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78

Someone start stacking books into field goal posts.

I’m going for an extra point with the librarian.

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I see you all typing, please refrain. The library is closing now.

THEQUIXOTE you are now on the list.

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I want to confuse the librarian.

/checks out curious George, the man in the iron mask, things to do when you’re alone and the idiot’s guide to hiding bodies

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For the longest field goal.

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