The Library

Community General Discussion
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Rocket boots?

In typical gnomish fashion it seems like that solution would set the library on fire.

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23

I feel like I haven’t seen you around in forever. Did I just miss you over and over, or did you recently come back?

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24

I need books on Gnome Cooking. Possibly cooking gnomes, possibly gnome cooking. Haven’t decided :thinking:

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25

“Then Robot Helpers, that can levitate.”
/smile

“I never left, just slowed down on posting. You can usually find me in the GD Lounge, if you really want to.”
/hugs
/smile

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26

They require A LOT of salt.

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27

“Only if you don’t like Sweet Meat. They are best when used in pastries.”
/wicked giggle

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28

We really shouldn’t be promoting junk food.

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29

“Homemade Yummies are not Junk Food.”
/smile

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Yeah! We should promote health deprivation! Closest antonym I could think of for “junk” and “food”.

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31

Mechagnomes would be junk food though.

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32

“This I can agree with.”

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33

A large bear walks into the Library. She starts rummaging through the books and asks Bread if they have the latest version of “Winnie The Pooh.”

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34

“In the Children’s Section.”
(Lady Cyndi Lou points you to a Colorfully Decorated Corner, in the back of the Library.)
/smile

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35

Oh good ,because I’m a night owl it’s past working hours :smiley:

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36

Ooh. Where do you get those?

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37

Librarian is coming, flee!

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38

Please refrain from knocking books off the shelf or setting things on fire. The library is closing in approximately 30 minutes. I feel that there are a few of you who need to be knocked on the knuckles with my ruler. Please don’t make me do that.

Please escort thyselves from the library at this time.

EDIT: Do not touch the card catalogue or there will be repercussions.

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39

“A Vendor, just outside the Barber Shops.”
/smile

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40

Cyndilou I have my eye on you. You have approximately 15 minutes to excuse thyself from this library.

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“What did I do? What Rules have I broken?”