The Library

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Greetings you folks of General Discussion on the World of Warcraft forums. I must inform you that the library is only open during working hours. If you could kindly refrain from making any noise during working hours it would be appreciated. Many individuals are employed here.

Please do not make me bring out the ruler to strike thy knuckles. Thank you in advance.

EDIT: Please do not touch the card catalogue. Thank you.

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Excuse me, Bread, do you have any books on gardening?

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Oh… blushes …don’t strike me on the knuckles. Please. :sweat_smile:

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I love this librarian character. :blush:

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noisily knocks books off shelves as a giant cervid centaur

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The Worgen saunters into the library with no sense of purpose in his steps. He wanders down the first aisle to catch his eye, and emerges shortly after carrying a book. It is titled ‘Grooming Habits of the Redridge Murloc’, although he does not know this, for he cannot read. He sits down with his loot, opens it up, and stares blankly at the pages. He shows no signs of stopping.

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Shoves in multiple Grimoires, Books, Articles and Treatises of of Necromantic Death Magic, Domination Death Magic, Drust Death Magic, Pain Death Magic, Revendreth Death Magic, Shadow Death Magic, Devourer Death Magic, Blood Magic, Void Magic, Void Magic of the Deep, Void Magic of Madness, Nightmare Magic, Sha Magic, Sha of Fear Magic, Sha of Pride Magic, Twilight Elementium Magic, Fel Magic and Warp Magic into the 1st Isle while posting the sign: “Dark Magics here!”…

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I’ll believe GD has a library when I see dames in here wearing eye glasses.

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OK, fine. Had to switch to one of my other bazillion femme dorf pallys for it. But, here ya go - eyeglasses.

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Do you do poisons?

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Gul’dan burns the Card Catalogue while Death Knight Yvenathilm is busy reading in a far corner

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Bread please stop loafing around. Sorry just trying to get a rye out of you.

(Checks out book on bad puns)

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head’s antlers get painfully stuck in the library elevator door on the third floor going down

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So be it.

/Checks out the silmarillion

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You cant take BREAD in library wth .

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I pay tax. You work for me.

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/e wonders if this type of bread is humorous or if it’s rye?:thinking:

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How can you be a librarian? There’s not enough stools in the game for you to reach the top shelf.

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“Levitation Boots, of course. Or Goblin Rocket Boots. Robot Helpers would work too.”
/grin

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