bean bag chairs? can we make soup?
I DONāT NEED TO LIFT I JUST WANT MY BOOK I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE LIBRARY NOT A GYM
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Come with me if you want to lift. 
I JUST WANTED MY BOOK I CANāT SLEEP WITHOUT IT
I donāt have your book but I have this Sylvanas waifu pillow I found on Etsy you can have
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LADIES AND GENTLEFOLK, PLEASE. The Library will be closing inā¦adjusts glasses approximately two hours so can we please find a resolution to this. Please do not tarnish this establishment with your ācan you and canāt you lift this and thatā.
taps ruler on palm I may need to hire more staff. I still need to arrange the new section on Fish and Aquarium home care.
I JUST WANT MY BOOK WHAT KIND OF LIBRARIAN ARE YOU LOOK IN THE CATALOG UNDER āBOOKā ITāS BIG AND RED YOU COULD SQUISH A GNOME WITH IT
ALSO IF YOU DROP IT FROM HEAD HEIGHT IT BREAKS I GUESS
I drank a reallly good spider today. Made myself with apple juice. Does the library have any apple juice I can have to make more spider?
Take two. just in case.
FINALLY SOMEONE USEFUL IN THIS LIBRARY THANK YOU
DO YOU WANT SOME BUTTER I HAVE SOME IN MY POCKET
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Iā¦ May have started a small fire back there. Purely by accident, of course.
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Folks please donāt make me close the library early. Itās Tuesday night, we have new releases available.
I have already cast a spell of warding on all books and areas of the library, fires may not be lit at any time so please stop making things up.
Then how did I make these delicious Sāmores?
hands Bread a Sāmore
< / streaks through library
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rampages through the history section with a legion of ghosts on horseback
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sits on floor by the beanbags sorting things in backpack
I tried you warn you all. But you didnāt listen.
snap snap
SECURITY!!!
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two members of the Wild Hunt show up in security officer uniforms still wearing the Mawsworn masks āYeah, we hijacked securityā¦ā
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