Sorry it took so long, moving is overrated
I’m sending Herne back to the Winter Queen as mulch 
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< /pulls out ear buds / looks down
Speak up short stuff can’t hear you up here
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Thats a brickable offense buddy.
Nothing personal
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Sir the library is closing. Please refrain from making a ruckus at this hour.
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Tell em boss.
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I’d like to ask that all patrons please leave the library at this time, we are closing. If you have any questions you may ask me or Moob will escort you out. Thank you.
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ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD
ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD
ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD
THEN WE FALL DOWN
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Look!
Out there. Get it Sunzsu, quickly now.
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Greetings friend! The Library is closing, do you need asstance?
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< / does a Tom Cruise Risky business power slide along library floor
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runs after beer enthusiastically
trips on shoelace
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Hello friends. The library is closing for the evening. Ubers and Lyfts have been called for said individuals and they have been removed from the premises.
We hope to see you all tomorrow morning. Thank you for your patronage.
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escorting drunk patrons out
Cyndilou, would you like to be a library employee? Please submit your resume at the front desk.
- Library Intern
“I am ALREADY a Library Employee. I am part of the Night Crew.”
Please forgive my front staff.
raises glasses you have been on the night crew?
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“You should know. You hired me the very first day.”
/smile
well, to be promoted, you must pass a test
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“Promoted to what?”
On the front desk. You would do better than me. Front desk manager. 
“That is a Day Job. I don’t work Days, I work Nights.”