Without spoilers, the show leaves things out and adds things that aren’t even in the books, while losing the spirit of what made the first book great. I’m going to continue reading them but as for the show I’m not really into it.
I’ve read the first two, that’s a series I’d like to get back to soon. Loved the first book.
Before anyone asks, no we do not carry any strategy guides for this ‘Mage Tower’, whatever that is.
HI I DROPPED MY BOOK AND IT BROKE I NEED A NEW ONE
I am sorry but you will need to pay for repairs or provide a new copy. This library is not a charity.
NEW BOOK PLEASE
Sir/Madam I am going to have to ask you to lower your voice.
NEW BOOK PLEASE
Do you carry any strategy guides for the Mage Tower?
Licking the cards themselves though… that’s ok? Right?
Shouldn’t you be making bread?
Look please calm down and tell me what book you are looking for.
No.
Not unless you want security to escort you out.
youve lost that overdue library book havent you? you should pay for it
NO I DROPPED IT AND IT BROKE I NEED A NEW ONE
I AM CALM YOU JUST HAVE PUPATED RETINAS I DROPPED MY BOOK AND IT BROKE THE BIG RED ONE CAN I HAVE ANOTHER PLEASE
No, you have dilated cochlea. This is the last time I’m going to ask that you refrain from yelling in this establishment.
I JUST WANT A NEW BOOK ISN’T THIS A LIBRARY
wanders the stacks eyeing the card catalogue longingly
I recommend you check out ‘Dissection and Immunohistochemistry of Larval, Pupal and Adult Drosophila Retinas’. It’s located in the Medical section, third floor.
We’ve already discussed this. Is there anything I can help you with this evening?
I WANT THE BOOK I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE I WAS EATING A STICK OF BUTTER AND IT FELL OUT OF MY MOUTH
OK Sir you are clearly intoxicated please take a seat in one of these comfortable bean bag chairs while I call a Lyft for you. I’ll just need your credentials. I can’t have our books being defiled by melted panda slob butter. You’ve already broken several items.
This is apple juice
With some fermentation in it.
it’s called spider and is delicious
Wnat some?
