The Library

Sir, SIR. I am very sorry but we do not allow intoxicated patrons in the library during normal hours. Thank you for your understanding.

Psssst the you will find the adult section near the back under the sign that says Fruit Bowls

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Do you have any books on tape?

I’ve found a lot of tape on books.

THere are plenty of books on tape .

Are looking for one about Duct or possibly Electrical?

I am interested in learning about duct tape.

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Bursts out of the broom closet.

Well, I certainly messed up that port.

looks over the paleontology section
Ah yea I think your educational literature is outdated, this book has a picture of a glorified frilled lizard on it but claims it’s a dilophosaurus and this one goes on about something called a “saber tooth tiger.” I mean I’ve heard of smilodon but I’m fairly positive this tiger here doesn’t exist, who do I speak to about this?

You can write a letter to corporate or submit a suggestion at the front desk during normal business hours.

What books have you guys been reading lately? I recently finished the first and second Fablehaven book and started the third book last night!

My brother recently told me about Dragonwatch, which I had no idea about! Can’t wait til I get to those books!!!

I’m on Wheel of Time Book 2 at the moment.

My brother owns all of the Wheel of Time books! I definitely want to give those books a read once I finish the Fablehaven series. My brother told me the show is way off base compared to the books.

Currently on book 15 of The Dresden Files.

Fantasy/mystery! I just looked up Dresden Files! I love the Fantasy genre!!! Woot Woot to being book nerds!!!

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“I had to stop reading books, when my eyes went bad, but in my years I have devoured MANY a great book.”
/smile

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“I grew up reading stuff like The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe, The Complete Works of H. P. Lovecraft, and The Complete Works of Jules Vern, among many other wonderfully strange stories.”
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where do librarians sleep?

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“I don’t know. Where do they sleep?”

between the covers

:relaxed:

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/giggle
/smile