The Library

Community General Discussion
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Hawkens is an elite member of this establishment. The library will be closing in approximately 30 minutes.

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quietly stuffs copy of Care and Handling of Himalayan Llamas in shirt

whistles innocently

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/ Streaks through Library

BOOGITY BOOGITY

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(Lady Cyndi Lou giggles, as the book disappears from your shirt, and reappears back on the shelf.)

“Those are soulbound to the Library, sorry.”
/smile

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Good evening ladies and gentlefolks. The library is now closing. Please return all of your books. The refreshments are now unavailable and I wish you all a good evening.

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Please BEAR with me but where can i find the books on the offensive uses of Hibernation?

Perhaps the term is incorrect or its very different from a Slumber that is Emerald. :bear:

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“The Adult Book Store is on the other side of town.”
/giggle

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Not unless you’re in Australia where Libraries here have “Adult Sections”.

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“This Library is not in Australia. I have been there, though. It’s where my Husband is from.”
/smile

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You’re right. This Library is not in Australia, it is in GD, and if I am on GD, then must be in Australia, which means there has to be an adult section somewhere :rofl:

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“Adult Sections are not allowed in GD.”

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Awww…

Mmmk. I’ll be off to my local library then…

/walks to McDonald’s instead.

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What happens if I speak Latin at the books?

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strolls into library

You guys have any beer?

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Haha I’m at the library.

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There may be some in the stock room.

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Sorry, there won’t be any in stock soon actually. Haven’t you heard about the AdBlue shortage that is effecting millions of vehicles including trucks?

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Wait, who drank all the beer?

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hides bottle

No I didn’t beer all the drink, wasn’t me offsir, I can walk straight line, see? Can do abc’s backwards too, abcdef…jklmnop…q…q…qrstu…z.

I’m sober, think I’m good for nuther beer.