Oh aye Lassie. I got me some darkshine brew. Come tae the Guzzler an’ I’ll fix ya up rrrrright!
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I’m lookin’ fer a better staff. Something tha screams “you’re about tae be charcoal” any suggestions mae Dwarven kin?
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I’m just here for the beer, and the dwarves too hehe. Dwarves kick A$$! YEAH!
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Dwarves are art.
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What about the Blackhand Doomstaff?
When that dropped for me, I was a wee bit saddened I couldn’t use it.
This one gets it.
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Reporting in!
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Hey hey hey! Don’t you go report in without telling me Brunesly!
A real dwarf is here!
(brunesly Alt)
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Since Smedmore is so supportive of the mechagnomes, I figured I’d drop in and give some mechagnome support to the dwarves. Eh… for Ironforge!
…or something like that.
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You’re a fine mechagnome, there, Derbert. I appreciate the effort.
Eh, ya gotta love the little robosquirts.
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hmmmm Dead in 50 posts? The mountain’s grey, the world is old. The forges fire is ashen cold.
It’s just quiet time in GD. Most folk are resting or busy.
Diggy diggy hole - Windrose best version in my opinion.
The song of Durin - Clamavi De Profundis great classic dwarven dirge.
So… Any of us still around on these forums or did the drought get us all? 
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FIX THE HOLES IN THE GROUND
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some dude told me a dwarf female can crush coconuts between her thighs or butt cheecks
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We’ve been over this! You’re just jealous that you didn’t get ta dig em yerself! HA!
In Shadowforge City our women break stones between their thighs.
Can’t quite say if I ever seen em do it wit their butts.
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I canna wait for the day that I look across the grim guzzler an’ I see her. Eyes that burn like torches, flaming red hair and passions that’re so hot they can melt stone. Curves that’ll knock you right outta yer chair.
Until then let’s talk politics. Who here thinks the Bronzebeards will cause a problem when our King comes of age to take the throne and unite the clans?
I fer one look forward to the day young Dagran rules.
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witness me
/runs off into a fiery explosion
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She’s a sweet lass that one. Strong enough tae keep the horde off me as I pyroblast them to the Firelands.
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