The Dwarf Thread

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So I see all these other threads for all these other races, talking about how great they are. Just page after page of “look at how awesome we are”.

Well, we’re dwarves. We don’t need to sit around and talk about how great we are, because we - and everyone else - already know how great we are.

So, my dwarven brethren and sistren, let’s get together over here and let all the other races bask in what we already know - that we dwarves are great.

…especially us Dark Irons. Not throwing shade to you Ironforge or Wildhammer dwarves, I’m just saying is all.

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Dwarves are a solid second place when it comes to alliance races

You guys are cool fellas

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brings several kegs of ale just to warm up

Master race reporting for duty.

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I hear little voices but dont see anyone!

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you’re like 2 ft tall yourself and you’re making short jokes?

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We may be shorter than you, but nothing about us is little.

And you’re a blood elf. I could cough and knock you over, even as short as I am.

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Literally the best Alliance race.

A Dwarf would be my first choice to fight alongside with against Horde.

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Yes. By the way, How’s the weather up there??

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sunny and warm, what’s it like being a lesser elf, forever in my shadow? :stuck_out_tongue:

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(after being clicked) Hiiiii?

Now see here, Little Miss A Is For Apple, J is For Jacks…

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wait I need to stay relevant to this thread so I post on a dwarf

how’s the weather UP THERE?

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I save a lot of money on sunscreen and i don’t have to worry about getting dark =)

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Thanks for those, hate to leave already but I gotta run.

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(Looks down)

Hello little one!

72, sunny with a slight breeze!

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Leaves a Keg of Apple Cider and wanders off. You all play nicely!

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You should worry you’re not dark.

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Aye

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Is this where the master race reports for the ale?. Could have sworn someone brought ale.

Ah there it is. Now I can sit back and relax with my kin.

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I’m sorry lass. You appear to have lost your mirror. That was just you. :smiley:

How could ya think those little voices be coming from a dwarf? We aren’t known for being quiet. :rofl:

Thank ya lass! That’s mighty kind of ya!

We can’t be typing while holding a pair of mugs in our hands. :grinning: :beers:

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Dwarve’s carry the alliance, the rest are Vegan races.

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