The Dwarf Thread

Community General Discussion
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I came to this thread for three reasons:

  1. To braid all of your fabulous beards (and yes I am also talking to you ladies)

  2. To get drunk

  3. Because I am bored

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Sorry, my beard’s already braided. But, if you’re bored and looking to get drunk, this’ll be the place!

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It’s true we get carried by the Dwarves.

We get carried in their tanks so we can run you over to make sure you’re dead for good this time.

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Reporting in to drink the ale.

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Being a Bronzebeard is pretty awesome, but I will concede that Dark Irons have the slight edge with the mole machine. Maybe we can work out a trade? We can set a ram mount on fire in exchange? Kick the gnomes out and let the dark irons take over the rent? (No, gnomes, I am kidding. You our bros, you staying.)

Let the negotiations commence!

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Aye, what’s everyone’s favorite bar in ironforge? And hopefully there ain’t any silly elves there.

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I fear the dark irons drank all the ale, but it’s okay cause I got better stuff right over here, fire beards need not come.

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Dwarf women make me feel alright in these trying times.

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I hate how Ironforged Dwarves are “Wild hammer” now.

So no Wildhammer heritage armor or mounts.

And wildhammer lost their own unique totems and the option to be Druid.

Don’t see why normal Dwarves get to have Shaman or Mage and Warlock for that matter.

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Sure they make you feel alright, but worgen women make you feel great, right? :wink:

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I don’t think they are.

The Council of Three Hammers represents Dark Irons, Wildhammers, and Bronzebeards. I think that the Ironforge dwarves are ultimately Bronzebeards, as the Bronzebeards had sole control of Ironforge until Moira came along and shook things up, and forced the re-creation of the Council of Three Hammers.

Wildhammer dwarves generally come from the Hinterlands, and technically, Wildhammer dwarves aren’t playable dwarves, I think.

I mean, they certainly make my pet wolves feel great.

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Come on, I’m not that feral. Plus, wolves don’t really like my cat form!!!

It’s to gorgeous for them. It hurts their tiny black eyes to look at my feline glory! :cat: :wolf:

Ehem. Back to dwarves. So why exactly do you pride yourselves on your beards? I myself try to not become too hairy, but it’s pretty hard, considering my… situation.

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:slight_smile: /10 char

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So, I tamed some awesome pets (a couple of Iron Horde war wolves and Faultline from Black Rock Foundry), picked up a Black Iron Sniper Rifle and Gar’an’s Brutal Spearlauncher, got the Architect’s Coif of Despair and the Pauldrons of Warped Memory.

I think I’m working up one hell of a Dark Iron transmog and accessory set.

Once I get the Belt of Celestial Alignment, I think I’ll be done. :slight_smile:

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I’m too sexy for my beard
Too sexy for my beard
So sexy it’s weird

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Well. I know that dwarves tend to scoff at silliness like “my race is great” threads, but I for sure thought I’d see more dwarf activity on this thread.

Hmph.

/grumbles, walks away

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I think I can guess the problem. Ya didnae set this up at the Grim Guzzler!!! Don’t fret just move venue. I’ll bring thae fire!!

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Sometimes, I really wish the Horde had dwarves.

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I got a little smile out of this only because “a beard” can refer to something else entirely.

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Where’s the ale?

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