My stone sense is too weak.
I have to lick sandstone to tell if it’s a fossil like everyone else.
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And if I were undead I’d probably live in a routinely foggy deciduous forest and be a pale weirdo with a loud haircut who has a lot of macabre decorations. Maybe I’d even have a fondness for largely reviled creatures like rats.
On an unrelated note;
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You choose to lick rocks and wonder how we all found out you’re an IRL dwarf.
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It’s an easy cheat for “bone fragment or weird iron nodule”. Except when it isn’t.
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It’s just fine Sledgie.
We all know that you, like all your fellow dwarves, eat rocks.
I just simply wish you felt comfortable enough with us to admit your dwarfiness.
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For reasons I also know bone has a unique sticky texture most ceramics, wood and rock lack.
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Bene, I will NOT make any too-obvious jokes about you licking things and bones. I do not wish to be time-outted today, thank you very much!!
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I thought I told you specifically not to do this.
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Psst. Wanted to be an archeologist. Until I learned it’s mostly a boring academic career that in many cases is just a rush for a professor position.
They don’t even teach you how to use a piatol, wield a bull whip or murder/seduce N@ZIs.
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I look forward to the cockroach farms.
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Toasted mealworms and crickets are actually pretty delicious when seasoned well.
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This sounds exactly like an IRL bearman person would say.
I assume you might also be a thornspeaker irl too.
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There is this great childrens’ museum in New Orleans that has a “bug cafe” and the pass out some awesome snacks.
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Tbf I’m very picky with men. But I’m open to pretty much all women who aren’t blood relatives.
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Funny that all the adults were enjoying the chitinous snacks and the kids were aghast.
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Yeah we know it’s French.
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Ok, so just to summarize.
Sledgie is a known and proven IRL dwarf. We have known this for a long time now.
Bene might be an actual undead, but is very much likely to be an IRL warlock.
Tam is 100% the real-world equivalent of a Kul Tiran druid thornspeaker.
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Just to be clear, I am not actually a mocha elf irl. I may also be teeny, but my hair is much more floofy and thick, and I could never pull off my character’s look. And my eyes are not glowy green, they are brownish-black.
I am still just a normal human person.
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Oh please. I haven’t taken the form of a goat to corrupt the souls of Englishwomen for some 400 years now.
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Actually I’ve been a worgen main for a long time. I just want to leave my broken brain posts so that no one intimates that I’m trying change characters.
I am my bad posts.
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Oh yeah? Well…
I AM MY SCARS!!!
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