Yes, it is true that Mocha Elves are born. In a sense.
See, whenever a Mocha Elf indulges in copius amounts of Starbucks Mocha Lattes, cake and pizza, the Mocha Elf splits in two, to maintain our dainty figure. These two Mocha Elves then fight to the death, for the world can only withstand a single Mocha Elf at a time. Only the strongest, only the most Mocha can survive.
I have slain many would-be usurpers to the title in my day. Many pretenders to the throne of empty venti mocha latte cups. I have conquered them all.
Yes I do have that. Yes I do have fully painted 28mm resin prints for nearly all of my alt army, with clay sculpted armor (because WoW model armor is just painted over the body, and that looks ick) and weapon embellishments, that may include the use of semi-clear dyed resin to simulate weapon enchantments and effects.
But they do not sit in the back left corner of my desk!!! Yes, because there are so many and wonât fit, but also also because that is the warm part of the desk, so my coffee goes there!!
And I do other painting too!!!
⌠That isnât just teeny dioramas for my people!!!
You owe Karebear 20 gold, because I have only finished painting and prepping 20 mini people total, and that makes them a mythic raid team.
Damn, thatâs amazing. I used to hang out on the Bolter and Chainsword, WH40k site, and so I might actually know what some of that means⌠seriously thatâs amazing the amount of work that requires⌠blights I should have guessed from the suggestions on how to do better at painting.
Just a warning Karestae I will be stalking you now to make that payment.
Well, funny story!! I learned those tricks way before I started painting minis!! I learned it from painting in the pips in my custom-made dice!!
Yes, I also make my own D&D dice. I even learned how to re-bind books (sorta, that one Iâm not so confident with) because my books would start falling apart!! And yes, I do make teeny props for my games, too.
I am the Queen of Mocha and the Empress of TTRPGs. I am⌠The Nerd Monarch.
I think itâs time for me to step away from the whole Team Red vs Team blue topic thatâs going on in another thread⌠Iâm getting angry and if I go on a rant, Iâm just going to look like an unhinged drunken pyschopath.
So I think itâs best that I avoid one current thread until cooler heads prevail and I can coherently put my thoughts out there
Now to you, Steve. How are you doing? I went back to the Blizzcon conference today but it was done. Chairs were all folded up, room was empty. I think they might be back in a week, though, which hopefully means youâll be back. If you find this, letâs make plans. I know a great spot downtown, they have
Itâs probably for the best, some people just seem to feed on anger and seem to enjoy making others angry⌠Iâm not sure those people are sane, but whatever.
I have interesting predictions as to where the Warhammer 40K Universe will go:
The Emperor Sanguinius Book will cause the Ecclesiarchy in the central Segmentum Solar will decide Guilliman is a Heretic and when the Custodes back Guilliman they will declare war on them and accidentally damage the machinery causing most of Segmentum Solar to plunge into the Warp with the Warp Rift merging with the Great Rift tearing through the Maelstrom in the process casting Fenris, Armageddon and the Rock into the Warp. Necromunda will be spared and treat the Emperor Sanguinius Book as a Heresy that destroyed Segmentum Solar.
Abaddon will consume the Dark King from the Emperor and rule Terra while Vashtorr consumes the Machine âGodâ and rules Mars while the Grey Knights will initiate the Terminus Decree killing all Space Marines on Titan denying the Planet to the Black Legion.
Ultramar bereft of the Astronomican will have no choice but to side with the Tau nearby and Guilliman and Yvraine will face Fulgrim who will dangle the last Cronesword as bait only for Yvraine to outsmart him and use the Sword along with the others to have Ynnead to complete himself and draw the Aeldari Souls out of Slaanesh who will after Fulgrim loses try to claim Fulgrimâs power only for Fulgrim to drain Slaaneshâs power forcing Slaanesh to flee and claim the Dark Elf Souls and get caught by the Dark Elves.
Fulgrim and Sigvald will become the âGodsâ of Excess(on the same level as the âGodâ of Death Nagash who has a Model) and Slaanesh will die right after the Chains he discovered the weakness to are destroyed by his Cultists after they finally get down to attempting to free him instead of wasting their time torturing a mountain.
Perpetual Emperor of Mankind will attempt to spread the Imperial Truth fighting alongside Leman Russ against Magnus, Abaddon and Vashtorr.
âGodâ-Emperor of Mankind will arise in the Imperium Nihilus ruling it alongside the Ecclesiarchy.
Lorgar witnessing all this will realize the nature of the Primordial Truth and side with the Tau Empire, Ultramar and Yvraine as they seek to create âGodsâ worthy of the Greater Good.
The Warhammer Age of Sigmar âGodsâ will find their way into the 40K Universe adding their own flavor to the Space Fantasy story.
And you are too, Karebear!! You are my absolute favorite worgen, period, and Celestine of the Harvest is right there!! And she wishes she could be as beloved as you!!
Sidenote: Doing profession weeklies on all my lowbies kinda makes me wanna start power-leveling⌠All my lowbies. Every single one of them.
âŚfor brief moments there are two⌠
