Mhm, and the salties in Australia can get quite large.
Brutus is a known crocodile, famous for only having three legs, since he got one torn off in a fight with a bull shark.
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I apologize.
I donāt have a head for small details. Iām sure youāve mentioned it before. I apologize if Iāve given any offense.
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Well, I think itās a safe bet who came out of that fight alive 
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Oreo makes a gluten free option and it taks pretty much like the original. Iām trying to find recipes for deserts I can modify using gluten free cookie base. I might be able to still make cheesecake which is my fave.
But I feel ike iām going to have to start bullying big corperations, like Wendyās to make gluten free options. Or else on the fly all I can eat is salad and fries.
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Itās okay. As long as you promise never to mouth-hug me, we are all good!!
Nope!! No, no!! No thank you evil!!!
He beat up a shark, I am all too happy where the most dangerous animal he have are drunken Red Sox fans!!
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Can we hug hug? 
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As long as the mouths do not get involved!!
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Nuh-uh thatās the crocodile from Peter Pan!
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Mhm, yep, that would be Brutus.
Then thereās Dominator, who is a 20ft long beast of a Saltie that weighs 2204.62 pounds.
Your average Rhino only weighs 1800 pounds.
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Australiaā¦where god apparently forgot to put hell underground
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Australia, you really donāt even need that!!! You really donāt!! Stop trying to breed a bigger crocodile, because you already won that award and nobody else is even competing, and now weāre all scared of you because you are increasingly giving off creepy vibes with this whole ābut we can make the next one even biggerā gimmick you have going on!!
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Itās no wonder Britain was fond of shipping all their criminals there. Everything there is capable of killing someone, painfully at times too.
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Carhagen you are really not selling Australia here. Iāve put it on my nope never visit list.
If thereās a crocodile out there big enough to make me a snack. I donāt care if heās missing an arm. I canāt out swim him.
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I already knew most of that and Iād still visit.
Fun fact, up until 2013 we actually didnāt have the largest crocodile in the world.
That was the honor of the Philippines. Crocodile hunters caught the Croc known as Lolong (another Saltie) who was just slightly larger than Dominator. At least until he died.
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Ok, but now you do so you can please stop trying to make bigger ones.
Seriously, this isnāt even a contest anyone should ever want to win!!
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I have fond memories of those towers. I remember fighting a Void Elf Priest at a Warden Tower for what seemed like 20 minutes, self healing and leeching and fearing each other. It was a long fight. Eventually he ran away and flew off.
It was an epic elven caster slog that almost never ended. Almost felt like a fight between Saruman and Gandalf.
I donāt know what it was about those Warden Towersā¦ maybe because Sylvanas would command us to fight if we flew by, it sort of engendered a fighting mood?
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But look, Iām going to be real honest with you.
For all the memes that Australia has the deadliest animals, in 99% of cases, if you donāt mess around with the animals and leave them alone, they wonāt bother you.
Itās the same with other countries. I mean, say what you want about Australia, but at least we donāt have massive grizzly bears, rattlesnakes, black widows and brown recluses.
And with all the beauty my country has to offer, I donāt think Iād trade it for anywhere else in the world.
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The 1% are magpiesā¦
Magpies will go out of their way to bother you if youāre in their territory during breeding season. Iāve seen one of them swoop a train.
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