Story Forum Community Lounge (Part 2)

Really hoping this show’s popularity brings back the Transatlantic accent as the default American broadcast voice.

Especially in these uncertain times I want a relentlessly cheerful voice telling me there’s another massacare, disaster, plague and/or voice.

Ironically I gave my warlock the same accent but I didn’t steal it from that. I stole it from Fallout, thank you kindly.

I probably should have opted for watching a ball game.

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So you want to know where wastewater goes after you’re done using it! Good choice! These days wastewater consumption is a mysterious issue, and as a water-drinking person it’s your job to know where the water goes, what it does, what its whole deal is, and finally what all of this means for you in the long run. With that out of the way, let’s get started on our magical journey through the water cycle- or as we like to call it, the aquatic version of Kafka’s Metamorphosis.

The first stop on our journey through the desolate and unknown reaches of public utilities is, of course, the notoriously underwhelming city of Tulsa, where all things theoretically begin. In Tulsa, 450,000 gallons of wastewater are pumped out by the minute. If you were standing next to a hypothetical river that contained all the wastewater in Tulsa, you would be looking at lots of clogs, lots of Mister Plumber, golf balls that got lost in the streams on mini-golf courses, and of course an infinite supply of sewage.

Before we move onto the next stop, here’s a fun thought experiment: do you need to urinate or defecate? Sure you do, we all do. As living organisms, we’re driven by a constant and insatiable desire to consume and excrete in an endless loop until we die. Without this process, there would be no wastewater, no landfills, no pollution. Remember the grueling 9-to-5 shift of the average water treatment plant worker the next time you decide to chug down a Big Gulp at your local 7-11. For every Big Gulp you guzzle down, he has to sift through your urine and pull out the kidney stones. For a Double Gulp, that could be twice as many kidney stones. If you have a kidney infection, he’ll have to filter out all the blood, too. Imagine that.

No I don’t. You do not know me. Do not pretend to know what it is that I wish to know!!!

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Is thr alliance dead yet?

Yes, you killed them and now WoW is over. You may find some new game to be weird about.

:smiley:

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Yes, the WW 2 alliance ended many moons ago. You may relax now :smile_cat:

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Man do I keep forgetting weird mechanics.

I was thinking of transferring my Worgen to MG because every Alliance city was a ghost town. Even SW barely had anyone in it.

And yeah. Because I was phased into the Cata timeline. That’s why I saw basically no one.

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I did that once on MG when leveling my Druid in the legion timeline and wondered why I couldn’t see anyone :blush:

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Let be clarify. IS the playable faction called the alliance destroyed yet?

You have succeeded in beating warcraft 2. Congratulations

not in wow it is not. The criminalsa re still alive.

Still figuring out my Worgen Druid.

I’m a little confused where Mage and Druid diverge. Because Khadgar can turn into a bird and they all can turn others into sheep.

Rough idea is he was a magic school dropout who left to pursue a career as an artist which went reasonably well until he crossed the wrong woman and was cursed with lycanthropy by a witch. After being forced to be the witch’s personal guard dog for awhile he eventually weasled out of it by making a deal with my Warlock Malithrac. Trading one leash for another but 1/3rd of Malithrac was a pretty cool Dalaranian bard who went missing during the First War. So he can’t miss out on learning from one of the greats even if his corpse is occasionally piloted by either an Orcish war criminal or an even worse Eredar one.

So I’m going for someone who has several years of formal arcane training who also has a lot of experience with witchcraft and dark magic trying to learn proper Druidism to get a better handle on his full moon fever as it were.

IIRC, that’s an ability from an item he possesses. I believe it’s his staff, he mentions something like that in Legion.

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When mages do arcane, it is bad for night elves.

When druids do arcane, it is a gift from Elune and therefore good.

Also, druids can heal and wear leather. Mages only wear dresses and do not heal.

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If you are going to ask that every few seconds… I can tell you no. Probably not for a few years.

If I were a magic 8 ball I would say - ask again after the Midnight Expansion.

I think the Factions will exist at least through Midnight - but if Blizzard were ever going to need an excuse to totally merge/end them as separate playable Factions because of the dwindling population… I see that as maybe a thing happening as a result of the events of Midnight.

Yes it is, the Alliance are gone and all Alliance players are now part of a similarly named faction called the Alleance that is subserviant to the Horde. It shall take time for the forums to update.

So you have won!! You can stop playing WoW now and maybe play Fortnight or League of Legends, or maybe even Hello Kitty Adventure Island.

All the true Horde players are moving to Hello Kitty Adventure Island, where we shall dominate the competition. Hurry, you can join us now!!

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Like the rampaging Marauders that we are - after we purged the Warcraft Franchise of Alliance filth, the Horde Warlocks opened a portal to other Franchises. To eliminate… just… eliminate!

As we prepare for the take over of Hello Kitty Island - bring your allergy medicine.

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Vardaoc is still there spouting nonsense and brags about entitlement he owns.

Vardaoc is delusional. He just doesn’t want to accept how badly you destroyed him and the rest of the Alliance before we forced a name change on their entire faction.

Now come and play Hello Kitty Adventure Island with us. There is a brand new whole Alliance there, and they stole troll-kitty lands!! Come, help us reclaim it for the Hellorde!!!

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