Nope, the wolf’s right. Team Waify blonde ladies is way better than chains and uncomfortable implications.
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So help me, if you’re suggesting a throuple right now, I’m going to change Sledge’s mog again.
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I appreciate that you think Sylvanas and her chain fetish would somehow treat Miss “my corset already looks pretty fetishy” Jaina any differently.
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SOMEHOW I’M SIGNIFICANTLY MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
(caps needed)
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Y’know, that never even occurred to me…
Until you put that out there. Maybe I should embrace the theme of Dragonflight and just work together.
Jaina x Anduin x Sylvanas
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If we ever see Sylvanas leading Andy and Jaina back into Torghast, we know why…
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Help of murder and attempted murder is still a crime in the real world. She only gets off free because alliance heroes are the pets of the writers.
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I think Jaina’s desire to drown children gets over looked, because the children she wants to drown don’t fit the “Alliance Bias Eugenics Fantasy”
The children she wants drown deserve it, according to Alliance fans.
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Hmm, that’s a fun generalization. If only we had discussed this earlier in the thread…
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But seriously, obviously Jaina’s attempted orc murder doesn’t get overlooked because we just spent like 600 posts on it.
Most of them were going in circles or silly, but that’s a lot of effort for an event where the only actual casualty was Jaina’s moral superiority and some of Thrall’s remaining dignity.
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Not for lack of trying on her part. She did try.
Twice.
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Not hard enough to actually commit any murders.
Aside from the aforementioned dignity.
Oh she did try hard enough. Twice. She just failed at it.
It is like the Alliance can attempt genocides and get away with it, simply because the Horde has people like Thrall to stop them.
It would appear the Alliance needs less Genocide Makers like Jaina and more Genocide Stoppers like Thrall.
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She didn’t try hard enough to succeed. At any murder at all.
Well, maybe some fish.
Didn’t she kill some of her own people with the waves? I seem to remember that.
Oh she did - and was thwarted. Twice.
She fully desired and attempted to drown Org - twice - and was thwarted by Thrall.
It was after that where she was talked down by what ever dragon bone she was taking - Kalec was there.
I think the reason some of us Red Team Mains feel Jaina’s attempted genocide is overlooked might be because…
It kinda is though.
Like, I spent the last six years being reminded about how Teldrassil is bad, with pepperings of “don’t forget Garrosh too” and the occasional “first and second warcrimes,” all within the game.
But Jaina’s near-drowning of orc babies? Nothing.
Camp Taurejo was a legitimate target for Cthun’s sake.
The Alliance bombing a goblin refugee-slash-slave ship because Alliance wanted to steal a Thrall? Nothing past the gobbo zone.
It’s a trend, and it’s very noticable when you play Red Team near-exclusively. Had I not brought up Jaina trying to murder orc babies, when would the last time it even got brought up have been?
But people point out Theramore often enough that we all know every side of that discussion.
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Part of the reason for that is because I’m pretty sure the Jaina stuff happened in a novel? If it’s in game I don’t remember it even when I played Horde. I do remember it talked about back when some novel released. I think it was Tides of War? But yeah, not something people really experience now. It’s not new and it’s an old book.
Mixed with the whole, Horde is generally just hit with the villain bat and the ones that did wrong and Alliance is portrayed as those who were wronged(or defending those who were)
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The years I spent playing both factions, I heard a lot of horde players say that they’re tired of blizzard going out of their way to justify, ignore and or outright whitewash alliance crimes.
And blizz does it ALL THE TIME. And I don’t blame people for clinging to any sort of crime they can pin on the alliance because there are so few that actually stick permantely
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