Zerde, the whole point of a terrible ship is that it’s, well, terrible.
And therefore fantastic.
We are currently being silly, baby murder included.
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Oh there are terrible ships I like and terrible ships I don’t like. And Jaina/Sylvanas falls in the latters, bottom tier list. Like, aside from one dialog in the pre wrath quest they have never even talked.
I dislike it myself, but that’s mostly because shipping two waify blondes is BORING. And also dull.
No, this is something I must agree with Zerde about. Jaina cannot ever be with Sylvanas.
Sylvanas must only have eyes for her one true love, her Little Lion, now a whole grown Manduin.
Jaina can go bonk another dragon or something.
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NOPE.
No, no, no, and also no but even louder.
I cannot emphasize this enough, but no. Seriously, no. Absolutely not. And no.
Okay, but like…
Yes. Very much yes. It is inevitable. It is the one true loveline. It must come to pass.
And think about it!! Sylvanas is undead, and therefore cannot make babies!! The line of Wrynn could end!!
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Counterpoint, I have known Anduin since he had a basic child model and I’m VERY uncomfortable with him being into bondage.
Perhaps I need to grow as a person but…
No.
And I have known him just as long. I too have pondered why a teeny prince boy was squishing bugs in the throne room and awkwardly holding a scepter. But I am not blind.
He let Garrosh restrain him, then visited that big abusive man in his prison cell and kept hanging out with him.
He spent an uncomfortable amount of time with a master manipulator baby black dragon, and clearly enjoyed it.
Anduin’s tastes have always run dark.
Sylvanas is just the natural progression.
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I am entirely too ace for the turn this is taking. My baby child!
I do like the idea of no more Wyrnns, though.
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Yes, yes!! Give in to the darkness, Sledgie. Join me and together we shall ruin the lore as mocha and dorf!!!
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The worst “ships” have matching terrible offspring. How can a living woman and an undead woman have offspring?
(I wouldn’t Google that…. just asking for the joke of it)
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No children is automatically a better ship. Kids have cooties.
(I am not being completely sincere.)
Three words Curse.
Royal.
Apothacary.
Society.
Starting to sound a lot like Jaina there, Sledgie.
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Children are sticky.
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I mean, if you think about how they start out…
I remember being faced with the thought of:
“OMG, this baby in my arms is my beautiful niece… but it is also my brother-in-law’s “finishing movement”
gross
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The EMT textbook includes a chapter on birth.
There’s splatter. It’s emblazoned in my memory years later, even after having seen some things myself.
Oozing we enter the world and oozing we leave it.
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I do not like this conversation anymore.
Anduin x Sylvanas 4eva
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Oh, oh, I see.
You can dish out the yuck but you can’t take it!
You know what’s good for scouring oozy things from the face of the earth?
A MASSIVE TIDAL WAVE IS WHAT.
Oh yeah???
Well Dom Sylvanas and Sub Anduin shall stop that tidal wave with their fifty shades of love!!!
Yeah, how about that Sledgie!!!
Or maybe now that you’re on an oozing ick thing, maybe you shall be called…
Sludgie.
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