☠ Pirates Enlisting for Mythic Crews ☠

Mal'Ganis
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Avast ye scurvy scoundrels!
65
It's arrghway or the highway.
66
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
67
How would I know what a "world series" is?? I'm a mariner!
68
Ramming speed mateys, that's the finest booty on seven seas!
69
Live Long and Plunder
70
Arrgh

Some Pirates Prefer

Arrr
71
I start the day with Captain Crunch and end the day with Captain Morgan because I am a pirate.
72
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you rum!
73
Shiver me templates!
74
Got rum?
75
Why is the rum always gone?
76
What did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg.
77
Head's up, tails up, run you scallywags. Night falls, morning calls, I'll catch you with my death bag. You may think I've gone insane, but I promise, I will kill again!
78
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R" but actually it's the "C."
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#PirateLivesMatter

Yar
80
You wouldn’t steal a car
You wouldn’t steal a handbag
You wouldn’t steal a television
You wouldn’t steal a movie

Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME
81
There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.
82
What is that you're holding? Rum, Forrest, Rum!
83
I came into this world kicking and screaming, while covered in someone else's blood. I have no problem with going out the same way.