☠ Pirates Enlisting for Mythic Crews ☠

“Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
Rum is love.
Time Flies When You’re Having Rum
Drink up, me hearties!
Where is a pirate's favorite place to eat?

Arrrrrbys!
I like pirates. and rum. can i be a pirate?
Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
I got me a bad case of scurvy, and yer fruits are the only cure!
Trust the Pirate's Code
How much do pirates pay for corn?

About a buccaneer!
Look At Me, I'm The Captain Now
Stay tuned for details on the release of our upcoming fitness series: Pilates of the Caribbean.
Many have wondered how the the Pirates stay in such good shape. Although chasing after multitudes of undead seafaring pirates, fleeing from the reaching tentacles of giant Krakens and engaging in multiple sword fights while swirling around in whirlpools is probably more than enough for the regular pirate to stay in shape, Pirates' fitness reaches a level that we doubt can be achieved through regular pirating alone.
Alas, it seems that pilates can make washboard abs out of even the most infamous rum-belly known to pirate-kind. Plus, be jealous that they get to do pilates on the white sand beaches rather than the mirror-lined classrooms of the local gym. Pre-order Pilates of the Caribbean to learn embarrassing contortions that shape a body so hot that you'll never feel embarrassed ever again.
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer.
A pirate's favorite letter is actually P because without it he would be irate.
How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?

He bought it on sail.
What does Pirate Santa say?

Row row row!
What does Pirate Santa say?

Row row row!
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.