☠ Pirates Enlisting for Mythic Crews ☠

Pirates reached blackjack first and won the grandest debate of all time. Time for serious memes!

Drinking rum before 10 AM makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
If you download a movie in Jamaica, does that make you a Pirate of the Caribbean?
Buy me a drink, maybe then you'll get the booty.
Last time I walked the plank, I slipped and hurt menards.
Captain, the mysterious red dot is on the horizon.
Yar, this treasure is buried.
A salty pirate needs a beautiful mermaid.
Drink rum and be a pirate.
I should become a pirate and just steal a boat.
I don't always ask if you're ready but when I do, I can't hear you.
To err is human, to arr is pirate.
Your arrghument is invalid.
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.
So you are a pirate eh? You must know everything about hijacking.
Arr I just met ye and this be crazy but I'm a pirate so call me "matey."
Yes, I am a pirate. Yo ho ho!
Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?

Well, I think it's booty. Booty, booty, that's what it is.
Mom said I could be anything... butt pirate!
I don't always talk like a pirate but when I do, steer clear of my poop deck.
Jesus was a pirate, he made many copies.