“Often away!”
Blood Elf NPC: “The dark times will pass.”
I’m still hanging in there.
Why do Blood Elves like salami so much?
Why is it every time I turn away from a dwarf they say “watch yer back?”
Why are all the Tauren always expecting me?
It’s a hidden racial. We’re all paranoid.
Why is the majority of Highmountain underground?
Eastern Kingdoms or Kalimdor Druid?
well, I don’t know that…AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
If an ancient falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?
When a druid or a rogue is stealthed and a mob turns toward them, is it questioning it’s sanity cause it thinks it sees a ghost or something?
You’ve never thought you saw something out of the corner of your eye, but when you turned to look it wasn’t there? It’s like that.
Why are draenei such jerks? When I talk to them they all say “Die on your knees sucka.”
Why can’t Druids be Hunter pets?
If a forsaken is an undead and a death knight is an undead…does that make a forsaken death knight an unundead?
Underbog. There is a hunter boss that did LOL
No, no, you’ve got it all wrong. You’re supposed to “buy your niece a car”. The draenei are very big on being generous with your family.
This describes you guys so well
This. So much this.
Why do people still think Anduin is sweet, saintly and pure?
Next time your lady-love disappears, go to a Stormwind City Guard and report her as missing. He knows what’s going on and will give it to you straight.
“The king’s on 'er”.
Oh this same note: how do rogues and druids stealth in the middle of open space and not get spotted? Even with all the tricks in their rogue bags or all the instincts of a stalking predator, any person with half a brain would be able to spot that sort of danger truffle shuffling its way across a literal desert or prairie from miles away?
What is it that a king must do anyways?