Y’all know what week it is right? Gullible mf’ers lol
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I hope you are correct. You can say I told you so and have a good belly laugh. However I dont recall in the history of blizzard of them doing a Aprils fools post on any other day than the first.
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Can’t wait for spiteful + entangling to murder me lol
These are so terrible,. Its like they just dont get it.
I’m reading the description as “the mobs will have all three of these status effects on them. cure any of the three OR heal them to full”. If that’s the case then that is some serious group utility for any class with any cure spell.
If it’s “figure out whether x mob needs a poison cure OR a disease cure OR a curse cure” that’ll be rough.
They always do the week before April fools. Those affixes are hilariously ridiculous lol
Think of the fun combos Blizzard will pair them up with. The wailing and nashing of teeth by the player base. I wont tank this or heal that … DPS becoming hard to find, maybe?
Fun combos:
- Bursting + Explosive = Bursting with excitement!!! >:D
- Sanguine + Entangling = Is this how the Blob was created!?!
- Inspired + Afflicted = CC that!
- Spiteful + Afflicted = Clown Car Week
And all for no 4th Seasonal Affix. BRING IT ON!!! HAHAHA
They don’t really think things out…do they? First one sounds like a melee nightmare. Worse then spiteful. Second one doesn’t sound so bad, assuming you have a hunter or healer who can take care of it. Third is just an outright disgusting mess that needs to not make it to live. Imagine running to do a mechanic then you get rooted and blow everyone and cause a wipe…really?
Update patch notes from blizzard “: remove all that from druid”
I don’t push high keys, so maybe I really don’t get it, or push a lot of keys, I’m just trying to get KSM for the blue boy. There is a lot of movement, or at least it feels that way to me, in some dungeons, this really…really sounds bad, especially if moving forward we see that kind of movement needed, with the swirly generation we’ve seen in some of the DF dungeons. I could be entirely off though. 
There are three different types of mobs, so ostensibly they will be differentiated by their appearance.
They post those on April 1st every year ignorant mfer…lol?
Apparently you are the only one getting the welfare, you haven’t even touched or done a +20 my guy. Lets see if you can do anything past a +16 next season charity boy.
Come back in a week and let me know how it feels, k?
You REALLY think they are gonna push those affixes out lol Read them again, they are hilariously stupid. They do this every year lol
This is a joke, right?
They want us to run with pvp trinkets now?
Quaking, Grievous, Volcanic were probably 3 of the easiest ones available. So I knew by default anything replacing it would be worse.
Afflicted doesnt seem bad, but that depends on its spawn rate. Need more info.
Entangling is down right trolling.
Incorporeal will probably be more annoying than anything, not necessarily difficult.
See ya Saturday.
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Half the dungeons? Then why are most people only running two of the dungeons all the time?
They don’t want it either.
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