Ermahgerd! Nerd shermerns fer rerden Naxxrermers!
Resto shamansâŚ
If you join Cabal, I will personally make sure that GetintheVan doesnât bother you. I promise.
Make sure to tell them about Kaffi as well.
If only Kaffi was still around to see that. Heâd be so pleased.
Circling back around:
I have candy.
Is candy even enough to get people in the van these days?
Itâll get them in the door, but the duct tape and rope keeps them there.
Or the awesome raiding experience.
youâre supposed to be HELPING me recruit people, not scaring them away!
I also have candy!
A priest, a paladin, and a shaman are in the bathroom together. The priest makes a point of washing his hands really well, saying âthe Light teaches us how to cleanse ourselves.â The paladin washes his hands using as little water as possible, saying âthe Light also teaches us to be good stewards of Azeroth, and to conserver our resources.â The shaman doesnât wash his hands at all and says âYeah, well nature teaches us not to pee on our hands.â
OK I laughed at that one.
Even if it makes fun of priests - the class Iâm currently looking forâŚ
So, a disc priest, a holy priest and a shadowpriest walks into the Orgrimmar Hall of Legends.
Ouch!
you should go back to giving out candy⌠the jokes are getting worse!
Yeah, kinda went on a Rumsey Rum bender this weekend.
Iâll allow it. Even trolls need a weekend to relax
âI look bigger in those mirrors where things look bigger.â - some gnome.
Q: What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??
A: Micro-Worgenisms!
Do you need resto shamans and holy priests, still?
Why yes, good sir, we do!
Well, you better update that 13/15 crap. The truth is 14/15.