Everyone’s a critic 
and it’s now updated!
Yo! I’m in yer thread, bumpin’ it.
and the bumps are much appreciated. even if they are coming from you!
If you ever bump into a fridge, there is no need to be sorry.
The fridge is cool with it
potential recruits… please don’t judge us based on one guildie’s bad jokes!
Or the eye rolls of another!
Q: How does Naxxramas fly?
A: With its four wings.
Who is the one with the bad jokes now?
Also, lvl 45 food and water is no replacement for a pocket healer. Join Cabal today and become my pocket healer.
You. It’s always you.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff…
Bahdump…ch
Q: How does Moses make tea?
A: Hebrews it
hahahahahah
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We all know the point of recruiting people into a guild is to ensure the player is a good fit and if the guild is a good fit for the player.
What I specifically do not want:
- Flasks in the mail (bribes).
- Feign death resists.
- Windfury in the caster group.
What I expect from you:
- Loyalty to Saga; she knows what’s up.
- Jesus beams and yellow streams.
- Laughing out loud at my terrible jokes.
- Equally terrible puns and jokes.
What you can expect from me:
- Terrible jokes.
- A few inappropriate, yet somehow family friendly, innuendos.
- A heavy leather ball to fill in those last few precious bag slots.
Hopefully this can narrow down some of the options and perhaps one or two of these points will catch the eye of someone.
wait… you don’t want flasks in the mail?
i do. bribes welcome.
Nah, I make enough boosting noobs in the orc/troll starting area cave to cover my high end raiding expenses.
well… lvl 5 mobs are right around your skill level.
People ask me, “How do you make any money boosting lvl 4 toons?”
One word: volume
i mean… 5 newbies in that area every day. that must really add up.
Saga can’t FD.
“A great vibe in the raid!” - One of our newest guild members
Also said by guild members:
“Saga, you’re my favorite”
“Saga, your jokes are the best”
I’m going to remember all these comments when you switch to hunter for TBC!