“Druid here, irl.”
/smile
Santa Claus
“I prefer St. Nicholas, because he really did exist. That, and I prefer Green to Red.”
/grin
/giggle
Santa is more of a non religious figure though, so I prefer him.
“Santa Claus was created by the Coke Cola Company. They took St. Nicholas and dressed him in Red and White, instead of Green and Grey, just so he would match the Soda Pop Cans. They are actually the same. I liked him BEFORE they changed him.”
Now the coke company has a giant bear that I have seen in a home video funny thing scare a kid by trying to gnaw on the poor guys head.
“They should have just stuck with the one dressed in Green. After all, Green and Red ARE the colors of Christmas. They would have been more with the times.”
“Careful, or Krampus may find out, and punish you.”
/wicked giggle
Not too worried. Before covid and when I was still doing DnD my DM took us on a campaign to deal with Krampus. I think we respect each other as he knows what I can do to punish him.
“He will just put you in a Snow Globe, forever. You won’t even know what happened.”
/grin
Better than what I do to some of my story characters.
I take pride in being a societal problem
Much like how I feel a bit smug knowing my existence absolutely infuriates people
“I wish I had your strength. I just hide.”
Oh trust me I’m still very shy. lol
“I am not just shy. I am TERRIFIED of that world out there.”
I just remind myself that it doesn’t really matter what other people think (and most of the time they don’t really care as much as I think they do anyways)
But as long as I feel good in my own skin I am ok.
“It’s not their thoughts that scare me, it’s their actions.”