Ion is at your door

[Kittens-staghelm]

Slam the door…hard, then call the cops to have him taken to jail. The laugh while I watch.

[Blissground-moon-guard]

I’m gonna round house em!!! Ninja style!! Then invite him in for some coffee and some answers.

[Caelin-boulderfist (Caelin)]

Invite him in for a cold beer and have a respectful discussion about the direction of the game.

[Dedeyn-ravenholdt]

Report him because he likely wouldn’t be wearing a mask.

[Keldar-sargeras (Keldar)]

Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Video Version)

[Tev-argent-dawn]

Release the hounds.

[Shieldbaby-thrall]

Offer the man a drink, talk about other stuff that isn’t WoW related.

[Réynn-emerald-dream]

@Erodon-nemesis

NO SIR, WE DON’T HAVE ANY BORROWED POWER HERE

(SLAMS DOOR)

ffs 3rd time just this week

@Dedeyn-ravenholdt

Report him because he likely wouldn’t be wearing a mask.

@Nocht-westfall

SHORYUKEN

@Plantains-shattered-hand

Ask him to take a seat

@Veryna-amanthul

Tell him his gear level is too low for this instance.

@Maddof-bleeding-hollow

Tie him up and stick him in the basement so he can’t go to work. lol

These replies have me dying, LOL.

[Gathraku-earthen-ring]

Invite him in to hang, and apologize to him for lack of refreshment/accomodations, my wife and I are antisocial misanthropes and our home isn’t really decorated for guests in mind

[Caillier-khazgoroth]

no comment

[Gyroleaf-moon-guard (Gyroleaf)]

. . . Come in come in! Have a seat over there and I’ll get you somethin ta drink!
locks door and gets drinks

Now then Ion, can I call you Ion? Let us have a friendly little “chat” about thalassian elves, the Alliance, and how NOT to talk to fans of the game world you “inherited” hrm?

presses button and shackles Ion to his chair

[Caelia-uldaman (Caelia)]

“Hey, what’s up man, want a mead?”

[Allyan-ravencrest]

A addicted gamer should never had got the position to be whatever he is now. As we can see that since he became part of WoW development.

[Humanityr-area-52]

Damn don’t forget the pillow for your knees

[Waidmann-gilneas (Waidmann)]

Greet him with “Welcome to the forums”

Then see how fast he disappears

[Leelinn-aerie-peak]

@Gaahr-whisperwind

hey leelinn i missed you

I missed you too Gaahr! I got sick of the forums for a while, and decided it was a bit of an unhealthy addiction. Now, I just casually post stuff, I don’t really care about TL3 any more because it’s not worth it.

@Brutella-terokkar

First, offer him some ouzo, or raki. I’m not a fan of his, but I’m a gracious host.

I’d just ask him to explain himself: State of the game, direction in the future, and answer for the less than thoughtful answers given in interviews. Look, everybody deserves a chance to state their case.

Naturally, I would offer my opinion, tempered by my own business experiences and share my enthusiasm for WoW over the years… while using some choice Greek expletives, just for emphasis.

I can’t hang it all on I.H. as there are a lot of moving parts to a complex business like Acti-Blizz. But if the business allows this guy to be the face and/or voice of the company, he needs to be held accountable.

And we all know that accountability builds character.

I am sorry, your post was too long and had too many words. I didn’t read it all.

@Ody-nazjatar

I’d make him mow my lawn in ten minutes.

Then again, in nine minutes.

Then again, in eight minutes, with the sprinklers on.

Then again, in seven minutes, with the sprinklers on, and the dog chasing him.

Then again, in six minutes, with dog chasing him, and the annoying neighbour offering tips.

Then again in five minutes, with the sprinklers on, the annoying neighbour offering tips, and rusty nails all over the lawn.

I will then reward him his hard work with a crappier lawnmower.

And he’ll say: that totally wasn’t wor-…….oh.

Pure torture.

@Waidmann-gilneas

Greet him with “Welcome to the forums”

Then see how fast he disappears

He probably has no clue what they are, seeing as how he never is on them. And if he is, he doesn’t seem to be paying attention to the actually GOOD and SERIOUS(ish) threads (#GiveWorgenTails, yes I am still at it).

[Dorunhila-garona]

Tell him to come back when he finds my Anima.

[Trissaleaf-moon-guard]

Resist the immediate urge to beg him not to nerf Afflic again and invite him in for tea and cookies!

Then politely suggest hey let’s not ever nerf Afflic again! Ask him to share with me the inner thoughts of thr Dev team about Covenant and class fantasy, joke and be hopeful about all hair colors for all races, bring up how there’s like people advertising? ff on the Wow forums and could something be done to move all those posts to off topic or make a new forum section called “Basement” where they can post. Then I would ask if I can give my thoughts on suggestions on the game, because being polite is important! Lastly, I would invite him back and thank him and thr team for their efforts!

[Paalas-stormrage]

I will ask him if Blizz has plans for brazilian servers located in Brazil.

[Tuft-medivh]

Launch an accelerated particle of the opposite charge and document the results.