Ion is at your door

What do you do?

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Ask him to take a seat

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“Come in come in! I have sooooooo many ideas!”

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Ignore him.

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Tell him he better have a coffee for me after all the ways he done goofed my favorite game.

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Tell him his gear level is too low for this instance.

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It’s 1030 at night, anyone at my door probably needs an ambulance due to the dogs getting to them first.

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Grab him a cold drink, he already gets enough angry reactions from salty gamers.

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Tie him up and stick him in the basement so he can’t go to work. lol

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Suggesting ideas directly is easier than over the forum to say the least.

Ask him to ring the doorbell next time rather than bring 107 people with him to design a complicated system that takes days to work through and doesn’t actually ring the doorbell after all that effort because as he correctly states, I think I want him to ring the doorbell, but I really don’t.

Then I’d probably offer everyone tea and cinnamon rolls.

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Invite him in. Fire up several classes and tell him to to play this.

Using only my gear, no sneaking uber dev power BIS on it.

Now…tell me about class/spec balance again.

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Chris hansen is an interesting story, from predator hunter to internet conman.

Can I offer him food?

He really is

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Probably not answer it. My dogs don’t like strangers.

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Tell him he can “git gud” by quitting.

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Sure, if you have some. There are no rules on this thread, short of murder.

Explain to him that games is made for people to have fun, and they need to stop nerfing fun.

Also introduce the idea of half elves and mok’nathal as playable races…

And add the battle-mage as a class…

And stop with the borrowed power.

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Why is he at my door at nearly midnight

Is he going to try to murder me, or worse?

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