I’d make him sit down and actually play retail
OMG that is terrifying. The scary part is I know several people including my brother who live in neighborhoods where this is actually a concern.
“Wtfreak, why are you here? How did you get my address? I’m calling the police.”
Probably something like that.
Now if I ran into him at Blizzcon or something I’d probably say, “Hello” and then…carry on with my business. (:
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I would escort him off my property before he tried to prune my children or my automobile.
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Your automobile now has 50% greater chance to dodge, but now takes greater damage on being hit…
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Narrows eyes
Invite him in for coffee . . . but only after he promises to mog his shaman’s hideous gear.
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It’s my fault, I’m sorry. I made them be good.
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Nah he’ll make you have to do Road finder Parts 1 and 2 with part 2 coming almost a year after completing part one before you can drive it .
Politely ask him to leave because I don’t care anymore.
Ask him if he’s lost.
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Why did you have to ruin the game people loved? Why?
hey leelinn i missed you
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See if I have a pie handy.
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so you can offer him a slice, right?
To wear, not eat!
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oh, like a costume? i think ion would look cute in a pie costume!
Show him that these forums exist and they have much better ideas/fixes than 90% of the current game designers.
This is a great question. My first thought is that I want him to know that he needs to get his act together or maybe even step down completely.
But it’d also be cool to meet him and I can shake his hand. I’d love to hear some juicy blizzard gossip but I don’t think he would share that with me
Make sure he’s not parked too close to the neighbor’s driveway. My neighbor is a little crazy and WOULD slash his tires.
After that, I think I would probably do as one of the above posters said, and at least let him crash on the couch overnight. After all, he did drive 18 hours during a heat wave to get here.