aren’t you a little old to be selling cookies dear /em gives him a 10 and tell him I will take a couple boxes of scot teas for my coffee.
tell him to put merc mode in tbcc
BEG him to put a barbershop in TBCC /cry
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That went somewhere else other than where I was expecting.
Here I was thinking “it puts the lotion on its skin” while reading the first part of your comment.
Invite him in and give him the gospel. Not much else I can do.
Stretches feet in the air and wiggles toes
Point him to an obstacle course in my yard and tell him he has to beat it in an exact time or less or he gets no help with the problem he’s at my door for.
he may try to nerf you irl
Is he asking for $2?
puts on sad music and wiggles toes
For 2 dollars a month, you can help fund Beautifulblu’s boat dream.
Wtf lol. That’s just weird
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Why thank you.
Grins and wiggles toes
I would put on his skin and slowly assimilate myself into his role at WoW until I take complete control of his life and then do an interview where everyone can see me and state “Git Gud”
For legal purpOses this is only a joke…
I know you mean well but this came out insanely creepy
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Ok ok. I would ask him if he is ok and then tell him no I do not accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior and hear him out as to why I should.
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Take his car keys and tell him he has to walk every where for the next year. And he also has to run a bunch of errands for me to increase his reputation before I’ll give them back.
invite him in for tea, duh
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Greet him with this:
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I heard he asked for tree fiddy…nvm sees self out
What kind of tea?
Wiggles toes
hes a lawyer so he knows his squatters rights