drudges off dejected and disappointed…
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Where is our hero Chris Metzen?
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False hypothetical, because if he was at my door, my door would turn into a series of 18 doors with increasing numbers of locks that I would have one chance to successfully pick through in order to progress to the next door, but while lockpicking the doors is the only way I can through them, I don’t know how to lockpick, so I would never able to open the doors and would resort to simply using the window instead. Because if the manufacturer of my door is going to make a simple, one-step action take hours to perform when it should only take half a second, then screw the manufacturer. I won’t give them anymore money by purchasing their doors, and will find or create a better alternative to exiting my home.
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I give Ion a big kiss and tell him to pay attention to us mortals or I’ll do it again!
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Show him all my FF14 stuff.
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What an awful person you are. Like, sure, don’t answer the door for an unexpected visitor that late at night. But you’re seriously thinking it’s okay for your dogs to attack someone just for ringing the bell or whatever?
Wow. You really put a lot of thought into this.
Sorry, it’s not my fault, it’s the mods.
Not murder. He’s going to force feed you sauerkraut while playing this song on repeat. Even worse!
But… but gnomes are supposed to be sweet!
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I’d let him in and give him my spare room to crash…He made the 18hr flight, 2 week quarantine, and 2hr drive to my place after all…
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Try to met him, and drink hot guatemalan coffe.
While i try to convice him to give a job.
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Hmm, that is significantly worse
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I’d roll up a newspaper and swat his nose. Bad Ion, bad! You know what you did, now go sit in the corner!
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I would make it so that he can only do one lock a week with a 1 -5 % chance of being successful . I would then make him have to get friendly with all of the neighbors especially the nosey , cranky old lady thay is up in everyone’s business . Then once he gets half of the locks picked , I would tell him he has to come back in 6 to 9 months to do the remaining locks.
When he goes wtf you go hey it’s pretty much the same thing you do to us and you know what they say about what’s good for the goose .
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I seriously love how passionate you guys are about this. 
Man, it’s good to be back on the forums!
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Assuming a lot.
They haven’t listened to or cared about mechanical feedback - more often doubling down on terrible choices - under his management, and I’ve seen nothing to show any sort of vision to change that any time soon. mechanical, story or otherwise.
Any sort of meeting at my door is irrelevant after the years of countless posts that have been made by countless people.
Oh I forgot every time he doesn’t get a lock picked you get to say it is a skill issue and that he needs to git gud 
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I slam the door.
Maybe thats why sorry not everyone lives in nice neighborhoods like you do
Wow judge much I live on a farm with million dollar equipment in the barns, who ever is on my property after dark has literally no business here.
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I’d make him hire me as his assistant director in charge of making the game fun again.
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He clearly hasn’t lived in a bad neighborhood at one point in his life