If you could make a wish within wow to Metzen

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I want to see Sargeras dance on top of Azeroth like Unicron danced on top of Cybertron in the old Transformers movie.

That would finally achieve peak stupid and we’d be all downhill from there.

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I wish he’d pause all Warcraft lore and let players create their own lore in the game.

Because let’s be real…

I’d rather be forced to bleach the poop stains out of prisoner underwear than read WoW lore. At least my underwear bleaching will have some kind of positive impact on the world. It just might make a prisoner less cranky which could theoretically save a guard’s life.

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I’d wish for all of Shadowlands to be retconned. Completely. No Jailer, it’s all a fever dream.

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It’s called an Artificer, silly gnome.

But yeah, I place this above even retconning Shadowlands. Another gun / ranged / boom class would be nice.

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are we talking metzen the man or metzen the reindeer?

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Wait… does that mean vulpera would cease to exist? Is this a time travel paradox?

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I’d ask him to create a story arc in WoW that mimics the rise and fall of Donald J. Trump.

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An acceptable loss. Maybe they could resurface in a better way in a better WoW.

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I’d ask them to spend as much time on the Horde as they do on the Alliance.

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I’d wish to be able to group up with his human Paladin and we just cruise around Azeroth and he regale me with anecdotes and stories.

Would be quite content with this

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Your commitment to the cause is endearing. Do you have a name picked out for yours already?

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You’re describing Classic. Why not play it, and leave Retail to the people who enjoy it?

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Can I get some companions I can romance like in SWTOR?

Cmere, Rexxar.

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Um, give us the spec option on Outlaw Rogue to play like a hack and Slash Combat Rogue again?

I’d like to leave the gun thing to the Hunters…/smh

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For War Within to come out faster as I’m done with Dragonflight

The fact that it won’t release until December 2024 is concerning.

The new FF14 expansion is coming out first.

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Please hurry up on making a housing system…

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I’d just make Rosenivy canon.

While still having creative control over him of course.

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so another Nathanos self-insert situation? no thanks.

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You mean c’mere Fiona!

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I wouldn’t really barge into the main story or anything. Nah.