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On the Sullon Zek server for Everquest, where things were far more hardcore than WoW has ever been, the environment was that of a ‘no rules’ PvP server, and it was dominated by Evil players (to the tune of 89% evil to 11% good). Into this den of wickedness and spergery, a hero emerged, determined to bring light to their eyes.
Fansy the Famous, a level 5 Bard, was distraught by the evils of the server. But, he realized something. If there was one thing Level 5 Bards were good at, it was being just slightly faster than Sand Giants. And so, our hero called upon the Sand Giants, and led them to all the evils of the land, and let them make friends with each other. Of course, Sand Giants make friends by repeatedly squishing people under their feet, but that’s besides the point.
Days turned to weeks, and still, Fansy the Famous continued his crusade against the darkness. In despair, the spergs called upon the higher powers of the Admins, but one looked upon Fansy and his works, shrugged, and said, “This is the No-Rules server. Have fun.”
Weeks became months, and still the train of justice continued, as Fansy the Famous attempted to cleanse the server of its taint. The spergs in their impotent rage (for the gods of the land protected Level 5s against predation by their peers) called upon the mighty Admins once again, and one came to Fansy, and asked him nicely to stop. And so he did.
That, my friend, is the tale of Fansy the Famous, the only bard who can be called epic.